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FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:00 pm

WidespreadDead wrote:shit on his winshield!

Good old fashioned Birthday fun!

Ice006 · Post by **Ice006** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:26 am

I got guano right on the door handle of my car once. Those damn bats have good aim, I'm telling you.

Arik ^ · Post by **Arik ^** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:27 am

Light his car on fire.

SouR_MilK · Post by **SouR_MilK** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:00 am

Better yet, read the "How to make napalm" thread and pour that shite on his car... Some friend, light a joint from the flame of his piece car...

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:21 am

Hah, my boss just told me that he is getting sued by some old fart for $3000 damage to a pool table. A table that didn't get damaged. He says he's gonna go pour paint remover all over the old fuckers car. Bet he'll do it too lol

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:29 am

Weedguru Higher wrote:Hah, my boss just told me that he is getting sued by some old fart for $3000 damage to a pool table. A table that didn't get damaged. He says he's gonna go pour paint remover all over the old fuckers car. Bet he'll do it too lol

the extent of lawsuits nowadays are ridiculous. a friend of mine is getting sued by someone that hit her in an accident, she has to drop a crap load of money for court even though she has a police report that says its the guy's fault. On top of that you have people suing fast food companies for being fat and an endless list of other stupid shit...ITS RIDICULOUS!
i guess this would belong in the 'what grinds your gears' thread, o well

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:51 am

^ Yeah, that's pretty much what my boss was telling me. You have to like watch every move and action you make because you always have the fear of being sued lingering behind you. People today have no more morals and sympathy. All that's important to them is money. They sue for anything and everything. Don't know how sucessful all these cases are though..

I remember when I was a kid..prolly around 11. The kid next door climbed up the swingset poles right to the top. He slipped and fell probably ten feet. He suffered from a ruptured spleen and had to be operated. Well, the parents turned around and sued the school! Even though it was proven that the school was not at fault in some other court case. The kid musta been around 8.

Anyways, after that my parents told me not to play with those kids anymore cause they were afriad something would happen and they'd get sued. One day, one of the brothers said something to me that pissed me off. I threw a handful of sand at him and it hit him in the face. He hit the ground screaming that it was in his eyes. Then he got up, sobbing and one hand ovre his eye. Look at me and blubbers you're in trouble now, my parents are going to sur your parents. Luckily we never heard anymore about it.

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:55 am

what a bad way to raise kids...dont hit me or i'll sue you. w/e happened to good old survival of the fittest.

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:11 am

ya this one pansy kid in my grade got decked right in the eye and had to get stiches so hes sueing the kid for assault

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:39 pm

Weedguru Higher wrote:Hah, my boss just told me that he is getting sued by some old fart for $3000 damage to a pool table. A table that didn't get damaged. He says he's gonna go pour paint remover all over the old fuckers car. Bet he'll do it too lol

I think i saw that case of judge judy.

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:49 pm

Judge Judy haha. That woman is the devil...sure wouldn't want to appear in her court!!

Weedguru Gooster · Post by **Weedguru Gooster** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:22 pm

happy belated b-day. When I saw the title I thought you were literally *car jacked* which sucks.

I had a guy attempt to car jack me in Camden, New Jersey. I was driving my god-parents mercedes in a shitty neighborhood (thats SAYING something, Camden is a shit-hole to begin with, the dangerous areas are really, really bad - as you will read) and looking for a dime bag. In these areas you drive along to where a few people are standing around, obviously selling drugs, and wave either a $5 bill, a $10 bill or a $20. Well I waved a $10 and slowed to a stop.

My first clue I was not going to be having fun was that instead of one or two guys coming to the car, I got *swamped* man, like 7 or 8 guys - felt like frigging 20 guys are all decending on the car (I had drivers window down half way, others all up) and all talking at the same time "got what you need," "good shit, good shit" etc. Well, Im like, "back off, just one guy at a time, I only want a dime bag" and this dude tosses this object into my lap.

I have no idea what the hell. Its like a bindle you get cocaine in, all folded up, and ALSO all TOTALLY wrapped up with damn ELECTRICIANS TAPE!

He starts yelling to "give him his money," and I say "I dont know what the fuck this is, I cant even see the weed, someone else got a bag, here take this shit" and try to hand it to him.

BANG! I get sucker-punched through the window by the guy, who then grabs my $10 bill and then punches me again and trys to open my door. Its locked and he cant quite get his arm back in - I hit the button to roll up the window after he punched me and grabbed the money. At the same time he and I both look to the back door - yes, I had left it UNLOCKED!

He grabs the door and throws himself in, he is wearing shorts and no shirt, and I dont see a gun but there are now a dozen or so gang-bangers all over my godfather's car, and a guy hanging half out of the back seat. He is in from about his belt up, his legs are dangling out and he is trying to finish getting in.

I just think "fuck this crazy shit, why am I still here!" and run this red light Im at, while making a hard, sharp right turn.

He goes flying out the back drivers side door, and I look in the rear-view mirror and see he is doing 360 degree spins on his stomach on the asphalt, I was doing about 15mph when he flew out, so he did a bunch of spins, and as Im shaking driving off, all bummed out Im imagining the road-rash this guy will have for the next few weeks / months.

Oh, I got home and opened this tape wrapped thing he tossed in. It was some dirt and a few rocks from the ground, total junk.

Ahh, New Jersey.

I was 17 (?) when that happened, and that was only the first time I had a *real* jack move pulled on me.

Goo, who had a *REAL* Jack in Oakland two years ago - home invasion robbery complete with handguns and death threats - but thats another post.

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:24 pm

gooster wrote:Goo, who had a *REAL* Jack in Oakland two years ago - home invasion robbery complete with handguns and death threats - but thats another post.

So, post it!! Sounds like it'll be a good story!

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