30,000 Calorie Sandwich

MOT · Post by **MOT** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:15 pm

Big Daddy wrote:That looks pretty darn nasty if you ask me, but i would try to eat it all at one setting. Like one of those items on a restaurant menu where your food is free if you can eat it all.

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:15 pm

haha

Im always up for a challenge

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:22 pm

What the hell, that's not even a sandwhich, thats a bunch of shit resting on a slab of bread, with a little strip of bread resting on top... to me a sandwhich must be graspable in both hands and not have to be ate with a fork and knife! Once you've reached that stage you've crossed the sandwhich line into something else... something very dark and very wrong.

Personally I would have wrapped up all the contents in someform of giant tortilla shell before putting it inbetween two or three massive slabs of bread! Maybe I'll have to create the true manwhich one day...

It was a beautiful attempt at self destruction via caloric intake and artery clogging satisfaction. Cheers to these truly noble pioneers.

Peace~

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:49 pm

Zen wrote:What the hell, that's not even a sandwhich, thats a bunch of shit resting on a slab of bread - to me a sandwhich must be graspable in both hands and not have to be ate with a fork and knife!

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:18 am

That sandwich reminded me of an awesome Simpsons quote I found on:

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/top-rated-quotes.html

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:32 am

looks good... I'm hungry : (

mr green · Post by **mr green** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:31 am

[quote="Funk Doctor"]Am I the only one that thinks that's a disgusting sandwich?[/quote]

nope

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:59 am

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Post by **wgToonces** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:22 pm

Damn, I looked at it once and thought "hmmm....might be nice.

Then I looked a lil closer and nearly spewed.

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:52 pm

Theres a 24/7 breakfast diner in brighton, if you eat "THE GUTBUSTER" you get it free. And at this takeaway place i go called "Burger Off"

The bloke will give you the spiciest chili burger free if you can eat it all in under 20 minutes. Now i could eat a whole box of jalapenos easy, but i think this burger would put me in hospital.

edit shit, i forgot the main point, both of those shopowners are american

jamo · Post by **jamo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:19 pm

The ultimate munchie ender?

Martin · Post by **Martin** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:47 pm

That sandwich looks wrong in everyway. how can someone try to eat that, you'd end up breaking your jaw and puking for hours on end if managed to eat it

Juicy J · Post by **Juicy J** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:10 pm

Heart attack waiting to happen

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:11 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if you even found a couple hearts IN that "sandwhich" !

Peace~

JusJoe · Post by **JusJoe** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:50 pm

he should have cooked some weed in that

www.weedguru.com

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