I felt female breasts for the first time in 2 years!

[Midnight Toker]

If you want to get into Dana's pants you have to fit a long list of criteria:

Must be extremely hot Check
Must have the 5'oclock shadow Sorry, i'm always clean shaven
Must have a really sexy bodyToo skinny
Must be intelligentCheck
Must not live with parentsgimme 6 months and thats ok
Must be 25-30
Must look like a lumberjack but preferrable not be one
Must be into girls with tatoos and piercings Check
Must be able to strike up a conversation even if all Dana can say after she's found you is "uhuhuh....huh..... hi" Check

Is that close enough?

[auto]

Must be extremely hot Check
Must have the 5'oclock shadow Almost Always
Must have a really sexy body I'm working on it?
Must be intelligent Check
Must not live with parents Fuck
Must be 25-30 Fuck
Must look like a lumberjack but preferrable not be one I can def work that in
Must be into girls with tatoos and piercings Check
Must be able to strike up a conversation even if all Dana can say after she's found you is "uhuhuh....huh..... hi" Check

I'm closer than MT, i think...

[clashcityrocker]

If I go cutting down trees and take pictures would she consider sleeping w/ me?

[mac dre]

hey this aint a fuckin online dating forum here fella's call up blind date.

the conversation was about Titties before.

well hello there

[Midnight Toker]

hey this aint a fuckin online dating forum here fella's call up blind date.

the conversation was about Titties before.

well hello there

What and awesome way to bring this thread back on topic

[FIRE!!!]

Mac dre, that's why you're cool..whenever people get off topic, you whip out the upside down titty shot

[Gorecore]

Time has passed and I decided that even tho they were pretty nice titties, I feel her and I are just going to remain friends. I wasn't calling or writing her at all, and just becoming more and more withdrawn from her.

Actually, her kids are what scared me a little. The two of the 3 kids I met...one was a psycho whiney priss and the other was a chainsmoking, rather large, and heavily pierced 18 year old chick.

Now I know I shouldn't be shallow, but one thing about this woman really turned me off. I know I'm not the picture of perfect health and I could stand to shed about 50 lbs or more. However, her and I were out doing a few things and she had shorts on...and the fat around her thighs hung down over her kneecaps.

I'm not even joking or exaggerating. It made me cringe to think about having either one of my heads venturing in between those meaty thighs.

Oooo...*urp*

[tweedle]

Bahaha

[clashcityrocker]

Ew, stay away from that. I'm more than sure you can do better.