Fuuuuck

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:34 am

it seems a little crazy that you can't smoke outside. whats the big deal?

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:56 am

its illegal...

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:00 am

Oh shit! Did you hear that everyone? Smoking weed is illegal! Everybody, quit now!

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:11 am

illegal? wouldnt want to break the law now...

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:12 am

i've been a criminal for years and didn't know it! why didn't you fuckers tell me!

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:54 am

yeah i dont have a problem with breaking the law but im sure that the cops shes living with do have a problem with it

BluntsGalore · Post by **BluntsGalore** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:43 am

man i dun care how close u kno em'...don't be smokin in front of no cops...

I mean NONE buddy....

why don't u just get high sumplace outside...anyplace OUTSIDE...and walk bak in yoru room or whaeva and enjoy it?...it's too much trouble smokin in doors neway when people don't like weed....

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:19 am

Did you not read the thread? The smoke must stick to my clothes or somethin, coz she can smell it even if I use breath mints and drink a bunch of water. I got stoned earlier in the day and I've been home and no one seems to know, so that's good. But I wanna get stoned again, I have a big sticky nug that I can't smoke

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:03 am

Jeeesus. It's after midnight and this fucking chick won't go to bed. She's posted outside my door in the office just hangin out, waitin to question me if I go outside. It's so fuckin frustrating. I just want to have a few tokes and a cigarillo, but the roof over my head is in jeopardy if I give in. Go the fuck to bed......

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:07 am

if they have a horse, do they have horse tranquiliser lying anywhere around? slip a little in this woman's food or coffee or whatever...if you can..

or you could use your bedsheet as a rope and rappel up to the roof..

..

ErinElizabeth · Post by **ErinElizabeth** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:44 pm

Try having an extra hoodie your trunk. Swap it out before you come in, and for extra freshness, pack some dryer sheets into the kangaroo pocket. The smoke is sticking to your shirt or jacket, around your neck and hands mostly, so changing that article completely right before you go back should help.

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:34 pm

Go to an undisclosed location and smoke naked.

Problem solved

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:21 pm

purple monkey wrote:if they have a horse, do they have horse tranquiliser lying anywhere around? slip a little in this woman's food or coffee or whatever...if you can..

or you could use your bedsheet as a rope and rappel up to the roof.. ..

ive never known anyone to have horse tranquilizers laying around their house, that could really come in handy

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:23 pm

laxative.... hahaha you'd be sure to keep her in the toilet for a few hours ahahah... And she'd be too horrified by her smell to be smelling anything else

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:19 pm

Those are some fresh ideas....

I finally just told her I was going to Taco Bell. I got reeeeally stoned. Then I realized my gum and visine is NOT in my car anymore. I realized this after eating a godamn tab of aspirin, thinking it was gum.

My heart was pounding sooo hard as I snuck back in, it felt like another drug. For onece luck was on my side and she was finally in bed.

www.weedguru.com

Fuuuuck

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