I felt female breasts for the first time in 2 years!

Punk Dana · Post by **Punk Dana** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:23 am

auto wrote:dana... i checked out ur myspace today, but i was too afraid to befriend you.

uhhh ok, cause I'm a really scary person and all.....

Post by **wgToonces** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:43 am

Punk Dana wrote:
auto wrote:dana... i checked out ur myspace today, but i was too afraid to befriend you.

uhhh ok, cause I'm a really scary person and all.....

It's because your too goddamn hot!

Jeez

No shit though

Arik ^ · Post by **Arik ^** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:13 am

If you simply show all the girls you meet the picture of you with the pushup bra, You will have to start packing a stick to beat them off of you.

Ha, good for you! Give it up for the boobs and the moms...

Cheeba · Post by **Cheeba** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:45 pm

Congrats, gorecore. Hooray for fun-bags!

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:11 pm

dusk1022 wrote:Hurray for female breasts... I'm so glad to have my own.

I know, how fucking awesome would that be. If i had breasts i'd never leave the house.

Way to get some hot action Gore! My life needs to be inspired by your Dairy Queen date, I need a man! Arrrrrr

If find it hard to believe that you're finding it so hard to get a man. You're cool and hot, how can it be difficult?

And well in Gorecore, i need to take a leaf out of your book i think, it's been too long. And remember, if you can get the daughter into the mix too you get 1000 man points and even more legendary status that you already have! You owe it to your gender to try....

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:29 pm

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:if you can get the daughter into the mix too you get 1000 man points and even more legendary status that you already have! You owe it to your gender to try....

Indeed indeed! Way to go Gore! Life works itself in interesting ways sometimes

And as for Dana, if you're having that much trouble with the dating scene, well, I would be happy then to make my way past the border and take you out for some DQ sometime

Now ya can't say no one's offering ^_^ hehe

Peace~

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:04 am

tits are great

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:10 am

If find it hard to believe that you're finding it so hard to get a man. You're cool and hot, how can it be difficult?

I'll tell you what her problem is... she's too godamn picky!!!

If you want to get into Dana's pants you have to fit a long list of criteria:

Must be vegetarian or even better, vegan
Must be extremely hot
Must have the 5'oclock shadow
Must have a really sexy body
Must be intelligent
Must not live with parents
Must be 25-30
Must look like a lumberjack but preferrable not be one
Must be into girls with tatoos and piercings
Must be able to strike up a conversation even if all Dana can say after she's found you is "uhuhuh....huh..... hi".

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:38 am

Awesome, one day I SHALL MAKE A TOPIC LIKE THIS! one day...

Anyway chicks with kids are kind of not my usual targets, ever, but you're older than me so WAY TO GO U!!!!!

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:06 am

5o'clock shaddow lmao

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:49 pm

Good job Gorecore! Actually to be honest I think it has been a good few months since I have done the same...

Next stop:

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:35 pm

Hahaha those are some pretty slick standards. While I'm no vegetarian, I do thouroughly enjoy a good salad from time to time hehe.

Peace~

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:55 pm

caeser salads the way to go

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:56 pm

No Salad is the way to go

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:01 pm

i like the other kind of green

www.weedguru.com

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