Eskimo

[imscaredofgrass]

There was a guy traveling in Alaska, about to freeze to death when he sees a tribe of eskimos. he goes up to the chief and says ask if he may seek shelter amongst his people. the chieftan said not unless he became one of his people, and in order to do that he must pass a test. The man agrees, and is told he must do three task: 1) Drink 10 Fifta Vodkas 2) Kill a polar bear 3) Make love to an eskimo woman. So the man agrees and drinks the vodkas, and goesup to the polar bears cave and you could hear the bear roar vigorously, and then all fell silent and the man came out of the cave and went to the village, where he met an eskimo whore, and they went in a house and you could hear ecstatic screaming from the woman, and twenty minutes later the man goes back to the chieftan and the chief replies "very well. you are now one of us" and the man replies "yep, but dem eskimo woman is damn hairy".

[tweedle]

That was really shit. Hang your head in shame

[auto]

who kills eskimo women?! seriously!