He asks me if I remember him talking about his new girlfriend. Turns out it's not really a girlfriend, but a boyfriend, and he proceeds with telling me he's bisexual. I'm like "Yeah, and? I don't care if you have a fetish for 500 pound women with hair on their ass." He says he knows, and that there is something else he needs to tell me. Turns out he has a slight crush on yours truly, which blew me right out of my sneakers. I ask him how long he knows this, he says he got it a few months ago when we both got piss drunk and danced a slowdance on top of a table at the local pub.
After that, he was all like "If you don't wanna hang out with me anymore, I understand. I should have told you right away, not wait until 3 months later."
So I was confused as fuck, on one hand I was totally shocked that there was a guy, one of my best friends, who has a crush on me. On the other hand, this guy has been my friend for years, and I don't want to "lose" him over something like this. I told him that there was no way something like that could ever happen, he says "Yeah I know, but I can't help it, and when I see you I think about more than getting shitfaced and having fun." He left after that and won't answer his phone.
This is fucked up





