Favourite Pick Up Lines

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:36 pm

Anyone got any good ones? This one often gets the foot in the door. If they laughs then you got a chance, if she looks disgusted then she probably no fun anyway.

''You: I'm not sure if you knew this, but I have a psychic watch

Girl: Yeah right

You: I really do, watch (put the watch up to your ear as if it is telling you something, then grin).... it's telling me you're not wearing any panties

Girl: Bullshit, yes i am.

You: (Look perplexed, then look at the watch and smile) Oh, it's ten minutes fast.''

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:38 pm

Haha you said it in another thread its a good one. Im gonna try it out

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:44 pm

Haha, you're right. I forgot about that. I have no idea why i posted that in What Ethnicity Are You? No one was even talking about pick up lines.

Ah well, there should be a thread on this anyway.

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:06 pm

Haha damn that is a good one. Though some girls would be rather offended. You'd have to say it to the right type of girl

bong · Post by **bong** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:20 pm

i got a few lines, i dont know if you guys will like them, i used one and it worked for me.

lick your thumb and rub it on the girls shirt, then lick your thumb again and rub it on your shirt and say "lets go to my place and get out of these wet clothes"

tell a girl "hey i gotta game we can play, its called carpenter, you get a hammer and ill nail ya"

or you could just say "hey you need a place to sit? you could sit on my lap and talk about the 1st thing that pops up"

hope you guys like them, tell me what you think

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:34 pm

which one worked ffor you

my guess is the first one

Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:50 pm

camerön wrote:which one worked ffor you my guess is the first one

Hah I like that one, I'm stealing it.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:10 am

I don't think I've ever used a pick up line.

I usually say "Hi".

Too bad nothing ever comes out of my mouth after that...unless it's drunken gibberish.

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:47 am

Gorecore wrote:I don't think I've ever used a pick up line.

I usually say "Hi".

Too bad nothing ever comes out of my mouth after that...unless it's drunken gibberish.

ROFL!!!

I'm not really a pick up line kind guy either. Things just happen naturally

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:05 am

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:Anyone got any good ones? This one often gets the foot in the door. If they laughs then you got a chance, if she looks disgusted then she probably no fun anyway.

''You: I'm not sure if you knew this, but I have a psychic watch

Girl: Yeah right

You: I really do, watch (put the watch up to your ear as if it is telling you something, then grin).... it's telling me you're not wearing any panties

Girl: Bullshit, yes i am.

You: (Look perplexed, then look at the watch and smile) Oh, it's ten minutes fast.''

lol this works with respectable girls? or just slags you meet in clubs?

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:08 am

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:38 am

CelticOne wrote:Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Weedguru Higher wrote:
Gorecore wrote:I don't think I've ever used a pick up line.

I usually say "Hi".

Too bad nothing ever comes out of my mouth after that...unless it's drunken gibberish.
ROFL!!!

I'm not really a pick up line kind guy either. Things just happen naturally

Yeah same here. I use pikc-up lines as jokes when I'm drunk, not expecting anything to come of it. Every once in a while it works though.

bong · Post by **bong** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:54 am

Yeah, it was the 1st one that worked for me, i was baked and she was wasted. my friend told me he used the carpenter one and he had a fuck buddy for 2 months, then she moved out of state. he said it was the best pussy he ever had. no offense to the women on wg, im just repeating what my friend had said

Weedguru_Dusk · Post by **Weedguru_Dusk** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:14 am

I don't see how very many pick up lines work on girls. I usually just laugh or tell the guy to fuck off. Or both.
But it reminded of this comic that went:

Guy: "Hey babe. I know what you're thinking. You want some of this vitaman stud."
Girl: "I will kill you so hard you will die to death."
Guy: "...You suck at flirting."

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:02 pm

Cusmar wrote:
Midnight this is all a lie wrote:Anyone got any good ones? This one often gets the foot in the door. If they laughs then you got a chance, if she looks disgusted then she probably no fun anyway.

''You: I'm not sure if you knew this, but I have a psychic watch

Girl: Yeah right

You: I really do, watch (put the watch up to your ear as if it is telling you something, then grin).... it's telling me you're not wearing any panties

Girl: Bullshit, yes i am.

You: (Look perplexed, then look at the watch and smile) Oh, it's ten minutes fast.''

lol this works with respectable girls? or just slags you meet in clubs?

I only use pick up lines in bars and clubs. The girls it works on are not all slappers, if delivered right it'll at least get you a laugh and a window to conversation, which is all that a pick up line is supposed to do.

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