Fucking Karma...

[Midnight Toker]

What a cunt. I just went into town to get some green, my plan was to ger on the bus, meet the guy quickly while the bus was turning round, then get straight back on and go home. In and out, 30 minute job max, right? Wrong.

Turns out that for some reason on saturdays, at that particular time only, the bus stops for an hour instead of turning straight round and coming back the other way. Just fucking sits there doing nothing for an hour. The fucking thing could get me home and back in that time, but no.

So i wait another 15 minutes for the train, in the meantime it starts to fucking piss it down with rain. The closest train station to my house is like a 20 minutes walk, and by this time its really fucking pissing it down, im talking thunderstorms and toads in the road bad. So i start to run home.

One the way back i got fucking drenched by three cars driving through puddles. Whatever inch of me wasnt soaking wet, that did it. Then i run through a puddle that didnt look that deep but came up to my shins.

Im nearly home when i run into so friends of mine, standing under a sheltered bit by the chippy smoking a joint. I make small talk, they laugh at how soaked i am, then asked me where id been. I tell them that story, and one of them goes, ''shit, you should have called me mate, i got three eigths on me now.'' The guy lives in my village and delivers, and had green that was almost as good quality as mine. That was like a kick in the bollocks. I smoked a joint with them, have a beer then make my way home, still in the pouring rain.

So i get home, have a chinese, several beers, check the lottery numbers (i didn't win, which i was certain i was going to do) then sit down and roll up a fat joints. I go to spark it and realise one of the fuckers pocketed my lighter. Not one of the 40+ lighters i have worked. I couldn't even find a fucking match. There is a God, and he is just.

I ring the bloke up and tell him to come give me my lighter because i need to smoke a joint. He does.

So now im sitting here with my first joint in nearly six days (by choice, and it wasnt so bad, but once i decided i wanted to get some weed, i really wanted some) And i spose i have to ask myself, was it worth it?

*Takes Puff*

Course it fucking was.

[jonny cockeral]

we need more storys like this

[tweedle]

Haha Man I really miss green

[mac dre]

...sooo how is that karma? what did u do wrong?

[jonny cockeral]

Haha Man I really miss green

its bollocks like but isnt this the time to say "i bet the wait makes it more worth it"

[Midnight Toker]

...sooo how is that karma? what did u do wrong?

I'm generally not a very nice person.

[mac dre]

oh haha that makes sense.

[tweedle]

its bollocks like but isnt this the time to say "i bet the wait makes it more worth it"

No. I cant wait till I get this growing shit sorted

[jonny cockeral]

i would post you some smoke for nowt but apprently you can get caught

[tweedle]

How can you get caught? Just stick it in an envelope and post it to me. No one is gonna see you post it in the letter box

[Weedguru Higher]

LOL great story man!!

[jonny cockeral]

How can you get caught? Just stick it in an envelope and post it to me. No one is gonna see you post it in the letter box

well i would if you need it that badly, would only be about a few joints worth of soap bar but its upto you

[tweedle]

[jonny cockeral]

just PM or email me your address and i'll see what i can do

[theHit]

man.......ive been smoking all week but ran dry last nite.........im on a fucking college campus on saturday night and no one has weed!!!!

lol this has been the most boring day since i moved in on monday