You know you're from Detroit when...

[SDvega]

Thought this was kind of funny. I know BG will get all this shit. I'm sure you all have you're own version for your area you could add


You call McNichols 6 Mile

You pronounce Lahser as "Lasher"

You add an "s" on Livernois

You own a pair of gators in a variety of colors

Your gators match your suit (pink, purple, green, etc.)

You`ve had to wait forever for the DOT bus

Your car payment is higher than your rent

You outfit cost more than your car payment

You get your nails and hair done every week just to go to the mall

You can do any of the 3,000 hustles

You take ballroom hustle lessons

You airbrush your toenails

You put nail tips and acrylic on your toenails

You`re familiar with the term "Dress to Impress"

You can find a cabaret on any given Saturday of the year

You listen to Mason in the morning on 102.7 FM

You know the words to "Hello Detroit" by Sammy Davis Jr.

You are mad about the Joe Louis Statue (the fist) in the middle of Jefferson

Your neighborhood church is across the street or next door to a liquor store AND a Chinese food restaurant

You don`t know the difference between winter white and summer white

You've been to a club at 1 am and paid $20 to party for one hour

You can buy an outfit, activate your cell phone, and buy lunch at the corner liquor store

You get your hair "did"

You have Mardi Gras beads from Fishbone`s hanging from your rear view mirror

Youo've stopped at a shrimp shack after 2 am (because it tastes the best at this time)

You think that Lou's Deli (the Mc Nichols location) has the best corned beef sandwiches!

You shop at Cest La Vie

You've had to drive a half a mile to make a left turn (The Michigan Left)

You drink Faygo pop

You've knocked all the hub caps off your car - and your alignment's totally out of whack

You go to the Auto Show to find men / women

You own a red leather outfit

You shop at Mr. Alan`s to get the 2 for $50 deal

You shop at City Slicker shoes and the Broadway

You know the words to the City Slicker Shoes and the Broadway radio commercials

You've been to the Festival in Hart Plaza

You own a Navigator or an Expedition and you live with your mother

The Cass Corridor is your jogging route.

Wednesday is Metro Times day.

You have a taste for coney dogs.

You can dodge potholes without dropping your cell phone.

You can name the CEOs of all the Big 3.

You can't get to sleep without the sound of sirens.

You hate the city, but you'll kick the ass of anyone who disses it.

You love Vernor's and Better Made Chips

You refer to the city as "the D."

You swim at Belle Isle beach.

You bitch about the need for mass transit but know deep down you'd never use it.

You know the given names of all the expressways.

People get scared when you say you're from here.

You have two cars: One for daily use, and one hooptie for extreme occasions.

A six-street intersection with a Michigan turn seems logical.

You think Devil's Night is celebrated everywhere.

If it's less than 10 blocks away, you drive anyway.

You are connected to Eminem by 3 or fewer people.

You know Eminem and Kid Rock are not actually from Detroit, but Warren (a suburb) and a small farm town.

You have ridden the People Mover.

When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows.

[mac dre]

You think Devil's Night is celebrated everywhere.

as in the night before halloween?

[Weedguru Higher]

You know the given names of all the expressways.


That would apply to any city

[BGDetroit]

You think Devil's Night is celebrated everywhere.

as in the night before halloween?

Devils Night in Detroit, Phew...

Shit used to be hectic as hell, Literally. People would torch a couple HUNDRED buildings on devils night.

Alot oof shit you said i know what you saying.

Faygo, Bettermade, Vernonrs, Thats my shit son.

[BGDetroit]

Re-Reading this shit, I agree with almost everything haha.

Fuck mcnichols, Its 6 mile bitchs.

Of course its lasher.

I dont got the gators, But i feel you on that, I know the brothas like that.

In Detroit, Your car stereo is worth more then you car, And your outfit is worth more then your car stereo.

"You can buy an outfit, activate your cell phone, and buy lunch at the corner liquor store"

Haha, You know that. At my liquor store they sell fucking $200 track suits for $50 bucks and shit. You can by Nike shirts that have Fruit of the loom tags for $5.

You've knocked all the hub caps off your car - and your alignment's totally out of whack

Hahah, You know that aswell. So i found a trick, Its called tieing your mother fucking hubcaps on. Many a times ive had to stop in the middle of the road to get fucking hubcaps that fell off because the damn potholes.

Mr. Alans is the shit.

You hate the city, but you'll kick the ass of anyone who disses it.

Amen brotha.

You refer to the city as "the D."

Everybody knows The D.

[tweedle]

Why is where Detroit called the Mid West. If anything its Mid East