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[Weedguru Higher]

i wish i could smoke a blunt instead of a bowl

I smoked a delicious blueberry blunt last night. In fact I have one left for this morning too.

[WeedGuru_Flow]

I love this time of the year:


People have to go back to school, I still have vacation.


So these days I amuse myself by smoking a jay while i take a walk to the skatepark right around the time that pupils from local schools go do there P.E. at the local sportshall.


The look on their face when they spot my joint is PRICELESS haha

[GAZ]

Come on now flow. Thats just cruel. Fuckin funny too though.



Doesnt heart break suck. My gf left me on monday. Proper sucks balls. Anyone thats ever been in love will know what it feels like. One of the gayest parts is that EVERYTHING reminds me of her. I cant even listen to most the songs on my pc cause they'll get me hung up about her. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I Love her, But I hate this.

[Weedguru Cusmar]

has anyone seen cheech and chongs "nice dreams"? there is this smoking tool i NEED. In the movie this copper tokes up in his office and to do it he uses this plastic gun thing. He puts the barrel in his mouth and pulls the trigger and smoke comes out the tube. This is the coolest fucking thing in the world if anyone can find me one on the net to buy.... free seeds

[GAZ]

Nice dreams fuckin rules. Then again so did all the cheech and chong films.

[hashpipe]

you could get a watergun, make a hole in the thing you normally put the water, put the jay at the opening you normally use to put the water in, and suck tru the hole you made, close the hole and press the trigger, it should work..

i'm in luvvvvvvvvvv, ow jeah, and my new girlfriend is a freaky freaky girl, she has a pierded nipple..... and i'm gonna get fucked in 2 ways tonight

[cutthecashflow]

Ahh yess by 9:00 tonight I will be chilling out at lake tahoe! Can't wait flight takes off here at 6:30 and Ill be in denver at 7:30 then from there to Reno then from Reno to Tahoe!

Hop everyone has as good of a weekend as I'm gonna have.

[BGDetroit]

My pops called and said hes bout ready to kick his boss's ass.

He owes him a hunk of change, I mean 4ish thousand dollars. A couple high end commerical amps, And money for working. He said he'll have the money today, He called his boss, He said ill have it MAYBE monday, He goes, NO, TODAY, His boss says again, MAYBE monday. My dad hung right up.

He know got into it more with his boss, He said he gots his .40 out in the truck. He's ready to kick this mother fuckers ass. He said he's readyt o go to jail.

GREAT.

Jus what we need. Go to jail, No money to bail you out. No means of transportation right now because my ma's cars fucked. And he had two attempted murder charges for beating to black dudes nearly to death with a baseball bat back in his late teens.

He gets a assault charge or any felonys and he's going to spend 20 + years in federal fuck me in the ass prison.

GREAT!!!

[cutthecashflow]

Take his boss to small claims court would be a lot smarter then going over then and bloodying up his face...

[BGDetroit]

Take his boss to small claims court would be a lot smarter then going over then and bloodying up his face...

The amps are not something he exactly wants to go to court about...

But, He prolly wont do shit, But i dont know. I cant stop him, It'll jus piss him off. I really dont think he will, Hes threatned it before and didnt do shit, So i hope he dosent. Hes more level headed then to go do that for a little bit of pleasure and fuck everything up. Hes worked to hard to get where hes at to go back where he used to be.

[Midnight Toker]

I'm pretty pissed off.

I got really drunk at college today, then i came home, sat on my bed and started to ring round to see what people were up to tonight. Nobody interesting had any real plans, so i just lay there for a bit. I realised that it was pretty likely that i would fall asleep cuz i was so drunk, so i set my alarm for a half hour later and let myself drift off.

But unfortunately, i somehow managed to sleep through my alarm, which is really fucking loud, and it was on my phone so was also vibrating in my pocket, so i ended up sleep till like 10 o clock, so i missed most of my Friday night. No one was doing anything good enough for me to bother going out at that time, so now i get to sit here bored and wait for this girl to come home from wherever the fuck she is so i can maybe get some.

AND i dont have any weed. I was on a little break, as you may have read, but today i really felt like having a smoke. Like i said, i fell asleep, so all my dealers are either too drunk to drive and too far away, not answering their phone, and my main guy is with his girlfriend and not coming out. I have nothing to do but drink my beer and wait for a booty call that may not even happen.

[comic book guy]Worst Friday night, ever.[/comic book guy]

[tweedle]

Hey atleast you can go out. I know like one person here and I havent received no phone calls off him lately. Suppose Ill meet some people at college

[FIRE!!!]

Been smokin crippy

You know what I think about that?

[Midnight Toker]

Been smokin crippy

You know what I think about that?

Dude, that actually made me laugh out loud. That's going straight in the funny quotes thread. Thanks for making a really shitty Friday night mildy more amusing.

[FIRE!!!]

Anytime bro