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Fucken school shit

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Fuck I had this school presentation today, some fucken lady came named tina marie or some shit. she was hella dissin the media, says it messe sup our minds, makes us do pot, and like bad rappers influence us to do dumb shit. She was also blamin crime rise on fucken grand thef auto and shit it was so retarded. She was also doin the whole safe sex thing saying like 1/2 of sexualy active pplz got fucken HPV. Fuck she's a bitch. She needs to go chill out and some shit. Sorry just got back from school and I'm fucken blown. But don't ya'll think the government and fucken good samaratian ppl need to shut the fuck up and get high or get laid?
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i hate people like that. but i have a procedure for just such occasions

Step 1 : Unzip pants
Step 2: Whip it out
Step 3: Smack them across the face with it. repeat if nesessary
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WidespreadDead wrote:i hate people like that. but i have a procedure for just such occasions

Step 1 : Unzip pants
Step 2: Whip it out
Step 3: Smack them across the face with it. repeat if nesessary
lmfao. i hear ya on that one.
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i dont know where i would be today without those 3 steps
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Not on charges for indecent exposure :lol:
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tweedle wrote:Not on charges for indecent exposure :lol:
And you get quite a few hours of community service for that trust me...
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that would be assult too right? So thats a lot of things. Did anyone ever actually do that, or has that always been a saying. Like did anyone ever get so mad to literally cock slap them?
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Done it to someone while they were sleeping. Haha good times
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WidespreadDead wrote:i hate people like that. but i have a procedure for just such occasions

Step 1 : Unzip pants
Step 2: Whip it out
Step 3: Smack them across the face with it. repeat if nesessary
Ah, the old mushroom tattoo.

Yes these people need to shut the fuck up and stop blaming the media for their children being fucked up.
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haha the funny part is i actually did. i was at a party and this one girl was really annoying the shit out of me. so when she wasnt looking i sneak attacked her and gave her a big ole red penis mark on her face
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Re: Fucken school shit

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fareak wrote:. She was also doin the whole safe sex thing saying like 1/2 of sexualy active pplz got fucken HPV.
Guess you really weren't listening in class...HIV LOL
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Actually you should all appreciate school, because before long you will all have jobs and no free time and just one more member of the corporation.
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I will never finish explaining to people like this just why they're totally wrong. Its pretty apparent that their personality is stubborn and they're too narrow minded to keep in mind that all you're doing is pressing buttons.

If a video game has severely influenced you enough to conciously or subconciously act out any violent, sexual, or misc. act in the gameplay, YOU were the one fucked up to begin with.

Some kid in Texas I think... killed 3 cops, blamed it on Grand Theft Auto. He can spew out bullshit all he wants, but people are stupid enough to not see that hes just desperately looking for a scapegoat. He has not once explained WHY the video game made him do this- he can't. There is simply no reason at all. Then his mom is backing him up and basically sucking his dick saying shit like "My baby was a perfectly fine child, look what video games did to him" Yeah lady, I'm sure. It really shows when hes in jail for murder.
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hahaaaaaaa so many fine ladies at school, so many matchables..

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tweedle wrote:Not on charges for indecent exposure :lol:
amen brother.... amen


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