Man in Ireland

[pirate]

Man walking down the street in Belfast at the height of the troubles gets pulled into a dark alleyway and has a knife pressed up against his throat.
"Are you Catholic or Protestant," says the voice behind him
Man thinking quickly says, "neither. Im Jewish."
"Wow," says the voice behind him. "I must be the luckiest Arab in the whole of Ireland."

[cutthecashflow]

hahaha

[tweedle]

[FIRE!!!]

LOL

[MOT]

Hahahaha!