HOW TO PASS A F%$#*N DRUG TEST!!

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HOW TO PASS A F%$#*N DRUG TEST!!

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ok you got about 3 options one you dont smoke weed for about a month and after the month piss in a cup and store it some where so no one will find it.option 2.if your parents are gonna give you a drug test in like a week or two just drink lots and lots of water and pee alot too.option3 go to
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or get caught your choices. later :spliff:
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And your telling us this before? and you think this hasnt been covered before on a drug form that has been around since 2002? Read the fucking FAQ
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Im sure your parents wouldnt just flat out tell you..
"Son im givin you a piss test in 2 weeks you better pass it"

And ur piss does go old, I learned that just recently, Last night i dumped out some old piss to fill my bottle with clean for today and that piss smelled real bad lemme tell you, theres no possible way someone woudlnt know somethings up with that.
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The only bulletproof plan to pass a drug test is to stop doing drugs, simple as that.
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Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:The only bulletproof plan to pass a drug test is to stop doing drugs, simple as that.
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CT once said that if you eat alot of white meats something to do with amino acids blah blah i don't remember.
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Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:The only bulletproof plan to pass a drug test is to stop doing drugs, simple as that.
Wha wah wha wha what!!! I dont do drugs :lol:
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Juicy J wrote:Im sure your parents wouldnt just flat out tell you..
"Son im givin you a piss test in 2 weeks you better pass it"

And ur piss does go old, I learned that just recently, Last night i dumped out some old piss to fill my bottle with clean for today and that piss smelled real bad lemme tell you, theres no possible way someone woudlnt know somethings up with that.

Hahahaha, you keep a bottle of piss??
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UMMMM HMMMM

refreshingly good !
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A_Fire_Inside wrote:
Juicy J wrote:Im sure your parents wouldnt just flat out tell you..
"Son im givin you a piss test in 2 weeks you better pass it"

And ur piss does go old, I learned that just recently, Last night i dumped out some old piss to fill my bottle with clean for today and that piss smelled real bad lemme tell you, theres no possible way someone woudlnt know somethings up with that.

Hahahaha, you keep a bottle of piss??
Shit im on papers, get piss test bout every week or two, have to be prepared

Usually I just get clean piss right before I go off my buddys bro. But one day my po called me out of the blue for a piss test.
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Post by Weedguru_Fire_Inside »

Unlucky man, If i ever got a piss test, i know i'd be fucked. Good job everyone i know is fine with my habits.
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Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:The only bulletproof plan to pass a drug test is to stop doing drugs, simple as that.
Nothing, and I repeat nothing is bulletproof when Flow's around (h)
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Post by Anaconda »

jus store your piss in a cooler, might help, haha
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Post by Nine_of_Hearts »

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:The only bulletproof plan to pass a drug test is to stop doing drugs, simple as that.
Eating poppy seeds is a good way of getting a false positive :) There are ways to fuck the tests up so they say you are on drugs when not.

The only bullet proof way to avoid failing a drugs test is to avoid having one :P
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keeping a bottle of piss does not work this is cause it wont be at body temperature
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