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Weedguru Sensei · Post by **Weedguru Sensei** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:56 pm

Yeah so I left my sales job a few months ago, and for a couple days I've been working as a cook in this restauruant. After my second shift, I got home and wrote this.

Ray’s one of those - neck breathing, back biting, hold you down and fuck you in the ass type of fellows. He’s 40-something and has achieved the prestigious status of restaurant Manager. Ray is an angry womanizing pervert. He’s the type of guy you’d expect would be on one of those Maury Povich shows, white trash rednecks who “own” their wives. At work, Ray tries to look busy, only when he thinks that other “high status” workers are watching, then he pulls a quick, “Hey bro, I noticed you need ___, I’ll go get it for you!” Ray takes frequent brakes, pisses around, and slacks off, but still maintains that authoritative managerial figure by lecturing staff for taking (1) 30 second break for a glass of water over a hot 5 hour shift, or pushing people aside to give a demonstration on the correct way, or should I say the 'Ray way' to do the task. Good thing Ray copied off of Oinky. All Ray’s co-workers hate him, but the impending doom of an outburst quiets their comments That beige managers shirt that he wears really commands respect.

Heh, I swear during my 8 hour shift tommorow I'm going to punch him in the nose.

Cheeba · Post by **Cheeba** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:04 pm

Sounds like the guy I worked with.

Constantly giving me shit.

One time I was sweeping the floor (this is a catering job aswell lol) and got a big fat pile of dust, food bits etc. And this fucking cock (Nat or something) came along and kicked it all around the kitchen.
I threw the broom in his face and told him where to shove it.

I suppose thats different, thats just being some hardcore cunt towards you. But still. He is also older than me, 24 I think, has achieved fuckall in life, and gets kicks out of fighting 15-16 year olds, including me sometimes. I just smash him and run. (Hes a fat fucker, he knows how to fight aswell)

I saw him the other day actually. He said something like "Pussy, quitting your job because I was giving you shit, you guna go cry or something?"
I turned around, squared up to him and said
"Nat, your a fat cunt. Nobody likes you, fuck off and die. And I didnt quit because of you, I moved to a better job with nicer staff and fuck load more pay than you get, and Im about 6 years younger than you, PRICK!"

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:00 am

hahaha nice

yeah at my job theres this asshole that always.. wait no there isnt.. everyone but 1 person i work with im friends with. and we make bongs out of the stuff in the store when its slow which is very often.

made a bong out of an empty coke bottle, a straw, some gum for no air leakage, and a whistling sucker that works Perfect for a bowl.. hits crazy.
oh and some tape.

i think its safe to say i love my job

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:27 am

I got paid to watch TV for 2 hours last week.

But seriously i have to work really damn hard as a chef, as you probably know Sensei , depending on the restaurant...it's not an easy job. All the people i work with are really cool though, even the owner is an ex-sponsored boarder who still smokes up and knows a lot about growing shrooms and makin' hash.

Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:26 am

Weedguru Sammy wrote:But seriously i have to work really damn hard as a chef, as you probably know Sensei , depending on the restaurant...it's not an easy job. All the people i work with are really cool though, even the owner is an ex-sponsored boarder who still smokes up and knows a lot about growing shrooms and makin' hash.

Fuck yeah man, those are the coolest managers. I was workin dishes at this one restaurant for a few months, had the coolest kitchen manager. He was like in his late fifties, and was a wicked chef, so he was telling us all these sweet recipes you can make with shrooms and weed and stuff, telling us his fucked up acid stories and all sorts a drugs he used to take. Nice guy too, I miss working with him

Weedguru Anex · Post by **Weedguru Anex** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:34 am

Restaurant jobs do funny things to you, you seem to regularly meet some right twats in those sorts of jobs, seems to be quite a few heavy drinkers too. Must be the crap split shift hours and stuff.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:29 am

I work in a mill, it's great pay... like 30 an hour this summer and easy work. But it's filled with french white guys. If anyone in Canada knows about angry male francophones.... then they feel for me already. I quit today. I was working 4-12 and I went up at 12 to ask when my next shift was and i had to approach all the foremans to ask this, there were 4 guys in there all lazin around n shit when i get they don't even acknowledge me so I spoke up and they still kinda ignored me. So I said
"Excuse me, I just need to know if I'm working on Sunday...?"
to which one of them replied "If you were, you'd already know. Are you new or something?"
so I said "alright then, I guess not..sorry."
but as I walked away the bitchiest guy says "fuckin women..."
then I kinda blew up because I don't tolerate that kind of shit, in the end i said I wasn't coming back at all and maybe I said some other things

anyhoo, who cares.. I only had a week left.

Jobs, and people, suck. That's why I wanna work for myself or for relatives...

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:31 am

somebody at work nicked my trainers

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:55 am

i work with a bunch of cunts. my boss is a man hating alpha dyke, the supervisors are fucken pussys and the work place is full of catty bitching and back stabbing from all of the girls while the guys laze around and do fuck all. i get belted at work because i actually have a work ethic and try to be as efficient as possible

but the chances of finding a workplace full of people you like is very hard. if you adopt the attitude that its just work and that you have to hang out with these people by necessity and not by choice it makes it easier to get through

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:57 pm

I haven't been to work in 3 weeks.....I am not looking forward to going back

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:15 pm

Cheeba · Post by **Cheeba** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:23 pm

Theres only one way to stop a cunt, be a cunt.

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:15 pm

Cheeba wrote:Theres only one way to stop a cunt, be a cunt.

lol

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:17 pm

I never had any problems with bitchy bosses. Guess I'll count myself as lucky.

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:14 am

Cheeba wrote:Theres only one way to stop a cunt, be a cunt.

or u can stick a quarter in it.. oh what thats how u start a cunt.

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