Change the way you eat
Step 1: Purchase a bag of your favorite chips. Soemthing with plenty of neutral flavor that's gonna taste good with your scoopable food. I like thick cut jalepeno chips or corn tortilla chips.
Step 2: Make some cheap food that isn't that tasty when you're sober.
The best thing to use for this is Mac n Cheese. You can also use casseroles (yum), monkey meat (my dad's name for ground beef with cream of mushroom soup and onions
) or even chinese food.Step 3: Save yourself from doing dishes by using the chips to shovel food into your mouth hole instead of silverware! The spicy flavor and crunchy texture of the chips will marry your mediocre food, improving its quality and the total amount of pleasure gained from chewing and swallowing your poor-person swill will greatly increase!
Some combos to try: Hot chips and cottage cheese. Get me a funnel!
Chips with poutine: for the obese person in you.
FOR DESSERT:
You know those neutral flavored chips made out of rice or soy? They're like mini rice cakes. They make excellent chocolate pudding scoops. IF YOU TAKE NOTHING FROM THIS ARTICLE but the temptation to try eating chocolate pudding with salty rice cakes, your life will improve tenfold. Or at least it will seem that way as you crunch and slurp your way through stoner heaven!
CHIPS AS CUTLERY FOREVER!!!
