The Random Topic

[Sammy]

Okay, this is off the topic of randomness.... but something really weird is about to go down at Casa du Sammy and Caro. (this is Caro, btw).

My ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend are going to drive 14 hours to come visit us, for the purpose of delivering two rabies-vaccinated and ready to travel internationally full grown female cats.

Why? One of the cats is mine, and it's high time I rescued her from living with them. They are both part time junkies (crack, oxy contin, heroin....) and these poor cats have been living with both of their crazy asses in a tiny apartment for years now.

So, our huge log cabin with a huge yard needs some kitty love. The cats will be living the good life! It's a wonderful thing BUT.....

Won't it be weird to have them both sleeping in my living room? Yes, yes it will. Sammy is a very nice, secure boyfriend for allowing this to happen. I don't think he realizes that when my ex sees how good he is, despite having his crack head gf with him, he's going to be sad. This is a very weird situation and I hope it turns out well with no hurt feelings.

[Big Daddy]

HAHA, thats some jerry springer shit Caro.

Jerry Jerry Jerry

[FIRE!!!]

Oh so Sammy is your boyfriend eh? *Raises eyebrows mischeviously*

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

"My crackhead ex boyfriend stole my cats!"

[Big Daddy]

Can i be Big Steve???

[wgToonces]

I'm reaal stoned right now and was just remembering of today in town when everyone was stoned and we were tlaking to this monk dude who was telling us about some fucking god an shit. an my friend was like "if you can rap i'll give you a pound coin" so the dude is like "ok i can rap" this fucking monk dude...rapping, just the though of it and we were laughing our asses off so then he goes "no seriously.." an were like So my friend takes out his phones and plays some tune by a metal band called In Flames and the monk dude starts fucking rapping in monk language! We were like holy shit !!

So then it finally hits us what hes doin an we fall to the floor in tears of laughter and hes still fuckin rapping! it went something like this...seriously...it sounded like this..."hummmdeeee wheee wheee gurnnnngraaaaagrrruuu humdelibehaaadiiiiiibeeee halahalalalalalalahahahaalalalaloooooopaaa oiuhnkf oiuhrwwwww ihhhhyrhnjsns hhilnm" no fucking joke...this dude was bein totally serious man, we couldnt stop laughing, so then we were like "ok go do it to some random in the street. We pointed out some random dude and the monk walks over, stops the guy and starts goin like this in his face "hbushre ikhrnsuhkg uhuuuuuuuuu skbgskiug g gggggg jghhhhhhhkli iiiiiooolii duhnf" fucking monk rap or some shit, i have it recorded on my phone its fucking sic man.

Just thought i'd let ya'll know...Me bein stoned an all...fuck i must have sounded like a right tit.


peace out.

[Weedguru Higher]

[Big Daddy]

hahahahah the old lady on the left looks like she just smoked a j and the old lady on the right looks like she was too late to get in on the action.

[wgToonces]

and the woman with her head in her hand is thinkin "what the fuck am i doin on a programme about transsexuals"

[mac dre]

hahaha look at the white guy mean muggin above the old lady..

[mac dre]

oh yeah almost forgot, i quit my job yesterday the job jus fuckin sucked so i quit. got a call for an interview at a differant place today haha nicce

[Sammy]

This is Caro
God, how I wish I could quit my job. It isn't so easy when you're an illegal immigrant - it's not like there is a new job around every corner for someone with no legal rights to be working in Canada.

I hate that job. I'm on my lunch break now. Every Sunday, I have to wake up super early to unload an entire cargo truck filled with hundreds of boxes of heavy shit - by myself. Then Monday - Thursday I work as fast as I can to unpackage all the inventory and price it and shelve it. Then on my "days off" I go haul rocks and dig trenches at my landscaping job, which I like better coz it's outside, I get tanned, and it pays more. Then sometimes at night I do billing statements for a local business owner, or provide a designated driver service to this group of rich alcoholic senior citizens. I have 4 jobs!!!! And I want to quit the first one but it pays my rent and stuff. I need a day off....

[13laze]

Hang in there Caro, better days gonez come.

So you and Sammy doing alright???

I just got back from the dentist, cut meh gums, tossed me some Tylenol 3.

Any one ever took that??

[Big Daddy]

damn Caro, your getting worked like a mexican. hang in there. i work about 10 hours Mon-Thurs checking car parts for defects. it really, really sucks because your standing all day and your in a hot ass building with no air condition. just keep saying to yourself "paycheck, paycheck"

and yes rc11, i have took tylenol 3. nothing special.

[canadianbud]

Hang in there Caro, better days gonez come.

So you and Sammy doing alright???

I just got back from the dentist, cut meh gums, tossed me some Tylenol 3.

Any one ever took that??

i put a thread up in other drugs about tylenol 3 if u wana check it out

[cutthecashflow]

Go back to the dentist and tell him that your tylenol 3's arent getting rid of the pain and hopefully he will boost you onto something a little more worthwhile.