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Hey there are some here right? I know Caro is. What are your reasons for not eating meat?

I have several reasons,

1) Hormones: the animals are pumped full of hormones. Ever see a girl you think is like 17 years old, but she's actually only 14 or 15? Thank Macdonalds for that one. For boys, it makes them have extra-tiny dicks. So the next generation will have early tits and little dicks.
I want to have kids some day, and I don't want old pervs hitting on my daughter(s) at a young age. Seeing as how I am a guy, I don't want to burden my son(s) with having to feel insecure about having a little weiner.

2) Slaugher: An animal shouldn't have to die for us to live, because we don't have to do that!
Human beings have been eating meat for about a million or more years. Scientists believe that humans have stopped evolving, mainly because we are intelligent enough to adapt to our environments, such as making clothes/shelters, developing cures for diseases, etc. We don't need to evolve anymore. Why not take the next step? We can get our protien and other vitamins from other sources, so animals don't have to die.

3) Raising animals for slaugher: kinda goes along with 1) and 2), animals shouldn't be created just to be killed, especially if there are alternate ways.
The animals live short lives. They are pumped full of hormones that make them grow unhealthily fast. Pigs grow so fast that their legs break under their own weight. Most of the animals we eat live in tiny cages and rarely see the light of day. Also, cows contribute to something like 60% of the methane in the atmosphere?


Yeah, so those are my reasons, but mainly 1). If I'm ever tempted to eat meat (I'm new so I haven't lost the taste for meat yet) I think of my future children.

For the record, I am in no way pushing my habits upon other people.
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How can ya not eat meat I never did understand that...

But heh its up to you to decide what ya eat I guess..
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Substitute it with other things, such as peanut butter, tofu, soy...
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So let me get this shit straight.......


You are saying that if a dude eats meat, his dick is gonna be a lil on the lil side...???!!!???
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Yeah I think your kids dicks gonna be little if you eat meat, or really large tits at early age.
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I agree with you on 1 and 3, but it's perfectly acceptable to kill another animal for your own gain. If you see a bear in the woods, do you think it's gonna let you go because it's not fair to kill you to cure their hunger? Fuck no, they are gonna let out a roar and dig into your intestines. Survival of the fittest bro. And I've been eating meat all my life, no complaints about dick size. Ah well.
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Post by Sammy »

(This is Caro, Sammy loves his meat)

When did you become a vegetarian, Shwoot?

Did it have anything to do with reading all the shit I posted here?

Such as THE POLITICS OF MEAT?

Personally, after my little brother died I stopped giving a shit about all the animals that are tortured and killed to produce meat - although the issue used to be really important to me. I'm not going to go in depth here but the main reason I stay vegetarian is because I got used to it. I like vegetarian food. Although I sometimes think about eating meat again, I know my body won't appreciate digesting solid flesh after so many years of not having it.

PS eating meat has nothing to do with the size of your dick. Probably makes it bigger.
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Clearly, what with the end underline tag and all :lol:
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No it won't make your dick smaller, it will make your offspring have a smaller dick. Since about the mid ninetys, babies are being born with smaller than usually dicks. Though don't quote me on this, my mom told me that and she never showed me an article backing it up, so I guess I have no right to argue :?

I've been vedge for a few weeks now. My sister was the one who influenced me, she's veagan. She did all her own research, now she knows more than a nutritionist at a hospital (cuz they consider fish to not be meat).
I was vedge last year for a good 4 month run, then I drank a quart of vodka in 20 minutes (first time drinking, thought it was only a pint so I was like "it's only a pint, it won't be that bad"), and nobody would take me to the hospital cuz I told em it was only a pint, so I was laying in bed, like going into survival mode, thinking "I want a hamburger, I want chicken, I want steak, I want Macdonald's...." so I broke my vedge once I could digest solids again.
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i eat meat and i am well hung so that disproves that :lol:

my wife and i have been cutting down our meat consumption dramatically over the last month though.....
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CelticOne wrote:I agree with you on 1 and 3, but it's perfectly acceptable to kill another animal for your own gain. If you see a bear in the woods, do you think it's gonna let you go because it's not fair to kill you to cure their hunger?
That's different. You didn't raise the bear just so that you can kill it.

As for further explanation on the penis/boob thing, Our generation should be ok. It's mostly the kids that are like 13 and 14 now. Like I bet my little brother's dick will never get as big as mine, and my next youngest brother's dick won't get as big as my other brother's. (I won't be checking up on that though. I should point out that I am comfortable with my dick as it is.)
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Shwoot wrote:
CelticOne wrote:I agree with you on 1 and 3, but it's perfectly acceptable to kill another animal for your own gain. If you see a bear in the woods, do you think it's gonna let you go because it's not fair to kill you to cure their hunger?
That's different. You didn't raise the bear just so that you can kill it.

As for further explanation on the penis/boob thing, Our generation should be ok. It's mostly the kids that are like 13 and 14 now. Like I bet my little brother's dick will never get as big as mine, and my next youngest brother's dick won't get as big as my other brother's. (I won't be checking up on that though. I should point out that I am comfortable with my dick as it is.)
Which is why I said I agree with you on 1 and 3. Re-read #2 on your first post and you will see what I disagree with.
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Oh I see, that's cool then.
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