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Fruit Machines?

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Anyone play them much? Any tips?
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Fruit machines?? You mean a poker machine..well thats what we call them here that is..line up the cherries and stuff.

It's pretty random shit. I once won 750$ canadian in one night and spent 100$ to win that. But that was pretty luck. You gotta quit when the time is right. Try to not let the amount you collect be under the amount you spent. I play 20$ bills in it, not change.
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Um, tips? It's totally random, it's designed to take your money. Don't play them, take up real poker with cards instead.
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UK fruit machines are different, its all about rythem. Some guy I know spends ages in the arcade everyday basically, and he takes like £2-3 in there and leaves wih about £40. He knows every machine in there like the back of his hand.
I think he makes a living out of frruit mahcines.
And yeah higher, you have got to know when to quit, when I go into the arcade, I set myself a target, then when I have met that target, I leave.

Yesterday night I bought a 99p ebook from ebay displaying loads of cheats for them, and all about the diffrent rhythems of the different machines. Some interesting stuff.
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yeah my mate is only 17 and is addicted, dont start there shite anyways
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My mates fifteen and addicted. Same age as me.
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you mean same age as you minus three years :wink:

because obviously your 18... which is the minimum age requirement for the forums... :P
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Umm... fuck knows.
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Fuck fruit machines, too much about luck. I like to be in control of my money. As a wise man once said, the best kind of risk is always calculated, the key is making it appear not to be.
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mac dre wrote:you mean same age as you minus three years :wink:

because obviously your 18... which is the minimum age requirement for the forums... :P
It is? Uh oh..I'm only 16..

Around here their called slot machines, and I wouldn't play em anyways when I get old enough to go to SCAM, just a waste of money really. I'll stick to card and dice games and all that shit.
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I have people to do that sort of thing for me :wink: I just put a pound in now and again and hit the buttons. Usually someone turns up and tells me what to do.
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i thought it was 14, btw make sure your mate sorts his self out cause if you get addicted early it can fuck your whole life up later on
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I wonder if there's such a thing as gambling rehab
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CelticOne wrote:I wonder if there's such a thing as gambling rehab
Yes gambling rehab programs exist. It is a very similar addiction to drug addiction. Like Alcoholics Anonymos (AA) Gamblers Anonymous (GA) also exist
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CelticOne wrote:
mac dre wrote:you mean same age as you minus three years :wink:

because obviously your 18... which is the minimum age requirement for the forums... :P
It is? Uh oh..I'm only 16..

Around here their called slot machines, and I wouldn't play em anyways when I get old enough to go to SCAM, just a waste of money really. I'll stick to card and dice games and all that shit.
Oh I didn't know that, I always thought you were like 23 or something. I'm 17, joined when I was 15.
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