Pranks

[Weedguru Higher]

What are the best pranks you have ever pulled on somebody??

Back in highschool I took some fish fillets from home along with a half empty pint of milk. Went to school and put it in an un-used locker, then put a padlock on the locker. Well, about 4 days later there was this terrible smell in the hallway. No one did anything till atleast a week later. They made everyone empty out their lockers in front of the teachers class by class. After doing this and finding nothing, they called maintenance, who was a quick thinker, and proceeded to remove the only lock that was still on the locker. Man, the smell was even worse when they opened that thing!!

Again in highschool I put the word out to everyone in my class to not show up for class in a certain period. We all hid out in the bathrooms. Like 20 minutes after class had started we hear a message on the intercom. Will Mrs.Allens English class please get to their classroom now. Failure to do so will result in detention. Haha.

Me a couple other guys decided we didn't want to have class. So the next day we biked to school and go there a bit earlier than norma. We each had a bottle of superglue and proceeded to put a load of it in the locks of the locked doors to uor classrooms, and several other random classrooms. No teacher could unlock the doors, so they had to assemble us all in the gym for like 2 hours, the time they figured out how to clean the locks!!! Of course this won't work if the school has cameras as many do nowdays.

[Shwoot]

Ugh this is gonna gross alot of people out.

Ok about mid May, me and some buds were just chillen, talking about random stuff. One guy said "man, you should masturbate into a jar for about a month, then take it to school and dump it over something," and we all laughed. Then somebody said "Hah that's something I could see you doing Jarod" (that's me for anybody who didn't know) but he was only joking, so I told them I would do it, just because they thought I wouldn't.
...and they thought I was joking too.

So a few days before exams, I tell the same group of guys "Hey you remember a month ago how you said that I should jack off in a jar for a month and bring it to school?"
"You didn't..."

Then at lunch time, I go into the elevator, and the jar starts stinking as soon as I take the lid off. After a month, semen gets runny and yellow, and I splashed it all over the elevator buttons, then walked away as fast as I could and put the jar in a garbage bin in a different hallway (just to spread the odor).

Well the smell started to spread immedeately, so I down stairs to the lobby and some guy says "Hey man did you smell that up stairs? Somebody pissed and jacked off all inside the elevator!" And the elevator travels up stairs, the lobby, and into the cafeteria so there was quite a wide range on one jar of jizz.

It didn't get cleaned up till half way through the afternoon. After school, I heard the teachers were saying that somebody poured "tuna" in the elevator.

[Substance G]

Wow, Jarod, you went all out! Hah.

The biggest prank I pulled was probably me putting a small lock on this guy's locker. I disliked him and thought it was funny. Hrm.

But because I'm gonna be a senior this fall, I need to think of a good senior prank!

[Shwoot]

Hey have you ever seen when people don't funny lock their locks? they just kinda turn the bar over the hole so it looks locked but they don't snap it shut? well I've trained myself to pick that out, so I take those locks off but don't shut them. Some of the old crappy lockers at my school have a big "lock hole"? so you can stick 2 locks on 1 locker. I just pick one hallway and get like 4 or 5 lockers, all with double-locks, so the best they can do is open the one they know.

I got a guy I know to poop and pee in bag, then we locked it in an empty locker.

I love screwin up my school. Goof job on making this thread. K in grade 11, a teacher took my haki sack, so i pissed in a plastic bag, carefully placed it in a paper bag, and hucked it up into an open ceiling tile. A few minutes later lunch ended and the flow of people going to class had to walk under the dripping piss like "ugh i think there's a pipe leak up there"

[Caro]

Omfg hahahaha. That story about rotten spooge on the elevator buttons sure made me laugh.

Sammy is a prankster He was feeding me candy when I was stoned and slipped a piece of computer hardware to me. Needless to say I put it in my face because I never even thought he would feed me anything but food. Ha ha.

it's actually quite funny though, to keep passing food to a stoned person, and then slip them a 9 volt battery or something. We did it to this one guy while he was absorbed playing poker using gummy bears and a used piece of gum. I did it to myself the other night when I thought I found licorice that he had been eating in the bed earlier and ended up munching on headphone cords. Sammy also did it with cookies. After so many cookies, you don't notice if one is slathered in mayonnaise.

Shwoot, ... didn't aiming at a stinky jar of rotten spooge turn you off?

[Weedguru Higher]

Shwoot, ... didn't aiming at a stinky jar of rotten spooge turn you off?

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Psycho]

no,i bet it was like toffee sponge cake,the more the juicier

[Shwoot]

Shwoot, ... didn't aiming at a stinky jar of rotten spooge turn you off?

blech, yes. This brings back some pretty bad memories haha. I couldn't do it unless the window was open, and it took some getting used to. eugh.

edit: Oh I also pooped on a guy's car once. I hadn't drank liquor in a while, or milk in like 2 weeks. Then I mixed kaluha with chocolate milk, woa. Lactose + Alcohol + Caffiene = runny runny shit. It ran all down his back window and made a puddle on the top of his trunk. He never told a soul because he was embarrassed, and he still doesn't know it was me

[Weedguru Higher]

Erm...exactly how full was the jar??!!

[Shwoot]

um the jar was maybe 4 inches in diameter, and i filled it 2 centimeters up? blech, there was like a white setiment at the bottom too, ugh.

[Sammy]

Oh yeah, heh. This is caro.
OMFG ah hahahaha HA hahaha. This thread inspired me. I went down to the kitchen to have dinner with Sammy.

As usual, the kitchen managaer, this INSANE one-eyed ogre lady, who doesn't ever wash her dildo which is covered in yellow crust, which we know coz she always sends Sammy to her trailer to get stuff for her, and one time left it on her nightstand, haha, anyway, as usual, was crusading against me getting fed. She won't let me eat the veggie burgers even though there's a whole box of them and they aren't on the menu, even though meat is the main dish at every meal and I'm the only vegetarian... really just because she's a powermonging bitch. "Don't you even think about asking for anything special", she says, and in the next breath "I'll have my crab sauteed". She comes out with her special gourmet crab dish in a fucking styrofoam box. Even thinking about taking food out of the kitchen or using a to-go container would get me in HUGE trouble. It's tyranny. She won't eat the meatballs and gravy, but she won't let me have a veggie burger. I was soooo mad! But couldn't show it, or she'd make my life miserable.

"Sammy, will you go to my trailer and get my coat"?

"Can I come"? I asked. "I promise we won't have sex in your house, haha".

"Sure, if you behave yourself."



Laughing and plotting the whole way there, we decided to get our revenge. I suggested Sammy dip his genitals in her food. He concurred. The fridge proved to be full of food she probably wouldn't eat coz it was old and moldy. What's this? Chips and salsa? Sammy stirred her salsa with his wang.

Then we proceeded to the bedroom. I dropped my pants and rubbed my ass and genitals all over her pillow. Hahahaha.

Now I feel so much better!

[Weedguru Higher]

Haha Caro , you naughty rebel!

Have you thought about what she may be doing to your food?? Never know!!

[Shwoot]

Hah now that's some good pay back! Nice with the genital pillow.

You two seem like the friskey type, if you really want to piss somebody off, cover somebody's sleeping area with sexual discharge. It made me mad

And have fun with sammy's nacho dick

[Sammy]

I like salsa, so that's not a problem.

They made him wrap weiners for 2 hours today and his hands won't stop smelling like hot dogs even if he washes them a lot.

Methinks I have another prank coming tonight when he shoves his fingers in my mouth after I expressly mentioned my dislike of hot dogs.

[Weedguru Gooster]

Take a pound of shrimp. Place it in the car of enemy under hood, in a paper bag use twine or wire to strap it near the intake for heater/air conditioner. Over time it will smell like death, and never will they think to look up under the engine.
Evol,
Goo