For the man with everything - a penis tie
From correspondents in Belgrade
December 13, 2004
A SERBIAN tie-maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything.
Designer Neven Vrgoc said: "The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member.
"I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied."
Would you wear a penis tie? I like the idea, it's rather like a collar and leash.... who wouldn't want their penises leashed and collared?
You'd have to walk around with a boner all day to keep it on, else it would just slide right off
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we would all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
most men already have the angora waist coat with one arm hanging out.
as for the matchin tie im not to sure.i could carry on but this has made me feel a bit sick.
so do they just let the wang hang out of their flys so they can show off the penis tie? or is it like, the girl goes in for the cock and sees it's wearing a cute tie?
and is it like a neck-tie or a bow-tie? cuz I'm a bow tie kinda guy
WTF? Penis Tie? Most guys hate wearing condoms, what the hell makes those designers think we would were a damn penis tie. good lord, society is going to hell. Whats next, ass crack necklaces?
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