Drug user wants his money back : A South Carolina man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately. Woman hides marijuana in car : A San Antonio woman was arrested after a mechanic found eighteen packages of marijuana neatly packed inside the engine compartment of the car she had brought in for an oil change. The woman later confided to police she hadn't realized the mechanic would have to raise the hood to change the oil. Can't lose those drugs : Miami, Florida: A man left behind his stash of marijuana when he got out of a cab. A few miles down the road, the cabbie noticed the dope and turned it in to the dispatcher, who called the cops. Later the guy called the cab company to ask if anyone had turned in some "tobacco" that he had left in the cab. The dispatcher told him yes, but that he would have to come down and identify it as his to get it back. He did. Cops busted him after he made the positive ID. Hi. I'm here to bail out my friend A guy comes into the St.Louis Metropolitan Police Department, Telling the officer working at the front desk he would like to bail out his friend that was arrested earlier. The officer asked the would be good Samaritan to come through the metal detector as he does the detector alarms, the officer asks him to remove the contents of his pocket and place them in the basket the guy fills the basket with misc. including keys a wad of cash a pack of gum and his bag of dope! Hmmm who's going to bail him out? SLMPD Pot-smoking genius waits for train : Last week, our anti-gang (G.R.E.A.T.) officer was stopped at a train crossing for a freight train. He was in uniform and in the Department's anti-gang police vehicle (see photograph below). On the truck's door and side panel, the word POLICE is in huge, bold 12" tall by 6" wide letters. The typical police antenna is on top and there is a small blue revolving light on the dash. The side panel also has other pro-police and anti-gang slogans. The truck is bright red.The subject of our story pulled up alongside the truck and waited next to our officer at the train crossing. He then proceeded to take a marijuana pipe out of his center console. He filled it with marijuana, lit it, and began to smoke. When our officer approached the car and tapped on the window, the young man looked completely startled and surprised. He attempted to swallow the smoke and to hide the pipe. When asked for identification, the young man admitted he had no license because he was driving on a suspended license and he had no insurance.
Smile, you're on Candid Camera : A Cleveland drug dealer decided to impress his friends by hiring a limousine for a big night on the town. His first stop was at a posh suburban residence to sell some cocaine to a rather influential individual. Hoping to earn a little extra profit by blackmailing his wealthy customer, the crook handed a camcorder to the limo driver and asked him to record the event for posterity. The driver, a moonlighting member of the Cleveland Police Department, was happy to comply. Drug-possession defendant Christopher Johns, on trial in March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun. Nonsense, said Christopher, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in court. He handed it over so the judge could see it. The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and laughed so hard he required a five-minute recess to compose himself. Woman calls police, goes to jail :A Decatur, Alabama woman called police to say that someone had broken into her home.When officers arrived to check things out, they searched her home. Inside, police found a stolen .38 caliber revolver, crack cocaine and powder cocaine.Needless to say, the woman who called police ended up getting arrested.Car thief calls police
Rocket scientists get busted at fast food drive up window :I was working the drive up window at a fast food restaurant.A car pulled up and handed me the money for their order. There were seven people in the car and they were passing a blunt (a marijuana and tobacco cigar) around and the driver had the nerve to blow smoke in my face.They were not only getting high, they were harrasing me and hitting on me so I told them to pull up into an empty parking space to wait for their food. They did as I asked and, while they were waiting, I called the police. Within minutes, a swarm of police cars pulled into our parking lot. While they were arresting the car load of teenagers, the driver received a text message that read, "I've got the merchandise, meet me at . . . "The police met the sender of the text message and found a lot of drugs. They came into the restaurant, shook my hand, and said this was one of the biggest drug busts they'd had in our city.
