Vacation from Weedguru

[ErinElizabeth]

Just letting everyone know, I'm going to be gone for about 2-4 weeks. I might visit periodically, but I won't be posting much.

The reason is that I work overnights, and last night I hacked myself with a boxcutter. They drug tested me immediately, I came up positive, get this, for sleeping pills. I guess no smoke was tested for or anything. So in order to keep my job, I have to come up clean next month. There's no way I know when they'll test me, though, so I have to stay clean until they do.

I wasn't even fucked when I cut myself; they have these unsafe blades that you hit on the end of a box to open and close. Mine came open in my bacl pocket, and when I reached back to grab it I sliced myself.

I wouldn't have even reported it, I would have butterflied it myself, but it would stand to reason that my manager was standing right there as I dripped blood on the floor and called for medical attention. Ironically, I was hyped up on caffienne pills, so I wasn't even showing signs of drug use.

So, I'm having a smoke-free month.

[Big Daddy]

sorry about what happened, but with your month of sobriety you could take this time to do something contructive like plant a tree or start a garden.

[cutthecashflow]

Sleeping Pills? What kind of a test did they give you? It wasnt a Panel 5 test.

[ErinElizabeth]

Well, I take a variety of things. I guess they would be considered muscle relaxers or something like that. I've taken Dilaudid, Valium, and Morphine. I use them to sleep, not as recreation, as regular pills do not work. And no, I have no script for them. I'll bet the pot did come up, but they're trying to see if I come up positive this time for it, since they didn't tell me I failed that part.

[ErinElizabeth]

Well, I'm back... turns out I was coming up for, get this, No-Doz among other things. So I finally pissed clean, and they're leaving me alone... : )

[FIRE!!!]

I'm also having a smoke-free month, but for very different reasons. Sorry to hear about your arm, and your job, that's pretty lame. Good to hear you're back though. It strikes me as funny that this whole thing ocurred on the 20th.

[Cheeba]

See ya soon, ErinElizebeth.

[FIRE!!!]

Like..today, maybe