How can i pass the drug test

MC NiZ-R · Post by **MC NiZ-R** » Sun May 01, 2005 3:59 pm

I searched in the site for a topic like this and i couldn't find any, last time i smoked was 3 days ago , because some people are threatning us to tell the cops , and the cops here in jordan dont give a fuck if they find evidance or not they go straight to drug testing so what should i do ? some people said , drink milk , some people said eat pickles other said , take an asprine before the drug test , and other said eat lettus.

This guy told me tell them ur on drugs (Asprine) so what should i do ?

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:01 pm

Actually I've seen a million threads like this one. You obviously didn't search hard enough. But as for your question, if the last time you smoked was 3 days ago and you're getting drug tested today, you're pretty fucked unless you can get a hold of some detox, like niacin or some shit. If the drug test isn't going to be for a little while, the best advice I can give is exercise loads and drink water until you piss out of your ears.

MC NiZ-R · Post by **MC NiZ-R** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:04 pm

No its not today , but its sometime in this week , where can i get this detox your talking about ?

MC NiZ-R · Post by **MC NiZ-R** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:05 pm

and plus all the things i told you are useless ? cause i've been drinking alot of milk in the past three days

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:05 pm

Any place that sells OTC drugs I guess. Look around your area and if that doesn't work ask friends or dealers; at least one of them should have a good idea of where you can get some detox pills.

MC NiZ-R · Post by **MC NiZ-R** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:13 pm

well the problem is i donno whats it called in arabic , thats why im having a hard time , but are you sure about the water thing ?

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:14 pm

NiZ-R wrote:well the problem is i donno whats it called in arabic , thats why im having a hard time , but are you sure about the water thing ?

yes

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:19 pm

first of all this should be moved to guru counsel but anyways, drink a shitload of green tea and eat a lot of asparagus and other green vegetables. they help clean out your insides. and when i say a lot i mean alot. or just drop some visine in your piss

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:04 pm

My friend passed his test be drinking a shitload of water before he went to take his test. also he took B-12 vitamins because you are basically going to be pissing water, but those Vitamins turn your urine dark yellow so it looks like normal pee.

MC NiZ-R · Post by **MC NiZ-R** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:24 pm

UMDTerps45 are u sure about the visine ? because im gonna try it if ur not please tell me

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:27 pm

Theres only two things i know of that have a slight chance of working.

1. A detox supplement. But my dad bought one about a month ago and tryed it and failed after even taking it.

2. Drink lots of water. Starting anytime soon wont help. Drink lots and lots of water a hour or two before your test. Any earlier will not help. Drinking alot of water a hour or two before your test will make you piss out water. They will know what you did, But its better to come up inconclusive then come up positive.

Otherwise, Your pretty much fucked.

MC NiZ-R · Post by **MC NiZ-R** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:36 pm

Ok thanks everyone , but the shit about im taking asprine wont help right ?

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:36 pm

Fuck no.

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:37 pm

NiZ-R wrote:Ok thanks everyone , but the shit about im taking asprine wont help right ?

at least you wont have that pesky headache while your failing your test.

MC NiZ-R · Post by **MC NiZ-R** » Sun May 01, 2005 6:18 pm

well the case is solved without any drug testing , and the guys who were press charges on us called and appologized and stuff , so its all good

thanks everyone i just rolled and smoked one , i feel so great because i couldnt take being sober anymore

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