Random Vin Diesel facts

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:00 pm

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:41 pm

it wouldnt load for me but i got one, he loves man meat (no joke)

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:54 pm

did you see the previews for that shit movie where he is like a babysitter? enought said.

-matt- · Post by **-matt-** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:53 am

i dont like vin disel. His movies suck ass and he a fucking queer.

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:12 am

vin diesel once taught a woman to love again by repeatedly punching her in the face

oh god

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:15 am

weedguru flynn wrote:
vin diesel once taught a woman to love again by repeatedly punching her in the face
oh god

vin diesel invented drugs so people could expereince short bursts of his life

AHAHAHAHAHA!

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:20 am

"Vin Diesel is actually Santa Clause's good friend Jesus. "

bahhahahaahha!!

edit- "Vin Diesel once attempted to shave Michael Moore's neckbeard, but failed upon realizing that the hairs were actually tiny Malaysian children. "

hahah, oh Vin diesel...

Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:28 am

Vin Diesel was grown in a lab from DNA samples of all four members of ABBA.

That's one to see on your wake n bake. Hahaha.

Vin Diesel knocked down the Berlin Wall because he "didn't like the way it was looking at him".

Bahahahaha

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:01 pm

Vin Diesel once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by calmly telling it what to do.

All your base are belong to Vin Diesel.

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:24 pm

Vin Diesel was the one who let the dogs out.

Wed May 04, 2005 11:04 am

Vin Diesel can smell what the Rock is cookin'.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:07 am

Vin Diesel can only reach a climax by killing a whore

went down on that one

good find doc

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:13 pm

They keep getting better and better..

Vin Diesel lost his virginity in a freak snowmobiling accident when he was 18.

The Carthaginians actually rode Vin Diesel across the Alps.

Vin Diesel donated 40% of his profits to Tsunami Relief out of guilt for casing the tsunami in the first place: he dipped his finger in the Pacific Ocean.

Vin Diesel taught the Kool-Aid Man how to burst through walls.

Vin Diesel was created in 1978 when Frank Sinatra and Marlon Brando were electrically fused together during a freak accident in a sauna.

God refuses to give Vin Diesel a soul until Vin Diesel gives back God's underwear.

In times of stress, Vin Diesel bursts into flames. He is then reborn from the ashes.

You can determine Vin Dieselâ€™s age by chopping off his leg and counting the rings.

Vin Diesel dyslexia from suffers.

And my personal favorite:

Ray Charles once looked at Vin Diesel...and never saw another thing again.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:14 pm

Despite popular belief, Vin Diesel's groin is the true inspiration for the Sacajawea Dollar.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

www.weedguru.com

Random Vin Diesel facts

Random Vin Diesel facts

Who is online