Dodgy Old Geezer!

Cheeba · Post by **Cheeba** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:36 pm

OK, here's what happened.
I was with a few mates, toking on some stairs round the back of a pub, and this old (55ish) comes out and says,
"Can you please move, lads?" We just said yeah whatever and kept toking, he came out again and started being all mouthy, calling us all wankers and shit, so we walked off hurling lots of verbal abuse, he just went,
"Come back and say that, I'm going to clobber you!!!" etc...

Anyways. Today, was any other day for me, been smoking, I was pretty lean, and we walked past the back of the pub, the man came out and said some proper nasty shit,
"I'm going to slice your throat, I will clout you" and shit. I thought, nah, I aint having none of this and walked over to him.
"Who the fuck are you talking to, you cunt?!" He went quiet.. and walked in. Then came out and started again,
"You had better call the police and get your dad, because sooner or later, I will find you"
I laughed at him, pathetic.
"You stupid old pussy cunt" Was my last statement that I made to him I think?
But something must be done about this, he has taken liberties...

If he was ten years younger, he would be in the hospital right now, I know plenty of dangerous people...

So, what would you guys do?

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:42 pm

hah, just because hes oldish, doesnt mean he can be a cunt, put that twat in his place.. do some damage

blizzunt · Post by **blizzunt** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:51 pm

true..crack him in the face with an empty bottle

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:53 pm

Tell him to fuck off and leave, No need to fuck up your elders over something stupid like that.

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:55 pm

well for starters i'd stop being a little cunt like you are, its stupid fucks like you who give us a bad name. you shouldnt have been there in the first place, well maybe not, but you shouldnt have been smoking weed there. go somewhere else more discreet and you'll not get any bother. imagine if it was me and he was your grandad or something.

Blaze_4_Life wrote: But something must be done about this, he has taken liberties...

come back when you've been larrested for it.

i dont mean to be harsh but you were in the wrong for starters

think

Tr0n · Post by **Tr0n** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:12 pm

if you hurt him, are you really gonna feel better? Just stay out of his way, all he did was talk bad to you. Maybe a person similar to you gave him shit in the past and hes taking his anger out on you like you were the one. Don't keep it going, this is why people frown upon weed and teenagers. If he was way younger I'd tell you to do the opposite

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:28 pm

grrr. ignore previous post by me. take other peoples advice, stressed out to fuck at the moment.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:41 pm

I say fuck him up, but that's me. I wouldn't take that kind of shit from an 85-year-old in a wheelchair without popping him in the shit, I don't care how much of a dick you all think I am.

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:32 am

you cant fight an 85 year old man. i cant explain it, but that would just be wrong.

canadianbud · Post by **canadianbud** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:33 am

id say chill out and smoke somewhere else, and prolly avoid that pub, maybe even apologize to the guy eh? you guys got into a fight over something stupid so go into the pub and say you didnt mean to invade upon his space and get heated up at him and you won't go out back of the pub anymore then maybe buy a drink for the guy, good karma. i say if you're never going to see someone again, at least leave a positive impression.

Smokenham · Post by **Smokenham** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:18 am

Violence doesn't solve anything, if you know you could kick his ass in a brawl then just know that to yourself and be the bigger man. If he attacks you then just take him down in self defence but dont go after any trouble. Remember you are the bigger man!

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:35 am

Your in the wrong for smoking on his property.

Let it go, Always remeber every dog has his day, You do this, You'll get whats coming to you.

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:26 am

smear dog shit all over the stairs you were sat on, that he was so botherd about haha.

Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:22 am

You should only hit a man if he hits you first. If he hits you, beat the shit out of him. If he asked you to move from his property, why didn't you move in the first place?

And you're trying to say this old man's wrong?? Sorry, but you must be a bit fucked in the head.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:27 am

canadianbud wrote:id say chill out and smoke somewhere else, and prolly avoid that pub, maybe even apologize to the guy eh? you guys got into a fight over something stupid so go into the pub and say you didnt mean to invade upon his space and get heated up at him and you won't go out back of the pub anymore then maybe buy a drink for the guy, good karma. i say if you're never going to see someone again, at least leave a positive impression.

now thats the right stoner attitude..here have some seeds

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