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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:54 pm

urgh I should hope they don't speak like hugh grant, what a blubbering idiot. blah blah blah just spit it out already!!!!!!!!!! you stink!

n irish..oh god... now that's a beautiful accent. No I'm not just thinkin of colin either.

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:51 pm

a) the term british is shit i hate it, we are england they are wales scotland and ireland.
b) pierce brosnan is irish

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:26 pm

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:
jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:But you guys have the sexiest accent over there! makes me wet every time I hear it ohhhhh sweet jesus. Gonna snatch one of you brits up. And trust you! Cus those accents make me want to buy things and trust every word.

scuse the crude.
Not all Brits talk like Pierce Brosnan or Hugh Grant you know!

No fuckin joke bruv we aint all posh wankaz mate, and if anyone says otherwise i'll knock em sparko

canadianbud · Post by **canadianbud** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:08 pm

Cusmar wrote:
Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:
jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:But you guys have the sexiest accent over there! makes me wet every time I hear it ohhhhh sweet jesus. Gonna snatch one of you brits up. And trust you! Cus those accents make me want to buy things and trust every word.

scuse the crude.
Not all Brits talk like Pierce Brosnan or Hugh Grant you know!
No fuckin joke bruv we aint all posh wankaz mate, and if anyone says otherwise i'll knock em sparko

well i was just about to say that you're all posh wankers, but now that you'll knock me sparko

joking man

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:40 am

HAHAHAHAHA yeah, posh wankers was the first insult that came to my mind too........something something bollocks........bloke......loo.....bird.......haha you guys are so crazy i love it. N it's hillarious how you guys turn insults into questions.

weedguru tom wrote:smokin` suits girls better i reckon, to blokes.

heheyes i reckon i dunno what you meeeeeean

Here we don't use much slang we just swear a lot.
fuuuuuuck whenever i find one of your funny "english?" phrases it's goin in Funny WG Quotes.
shit christ im high this took me an hour to type

Cheeba · Post by **Cheeba** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:35 am

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:
jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:But you guys have the sexiest accent over there! makes me wet every time I hear it ohhhhh sweet jesus. Gonna snatch one of you brits up. And trust you! Cus those accents make me want to buy things and trust every word.

scuse the crude.
Not all Brits talk like Pierce Brosnan or Hugh Grant you know!

Quite right.
When people think of English accent people think of stuff like

"Oh tally ho, Roger, would you like a cup of tea to drink with your cumpets?"

Where I live.. It's quite the opposite. The word

fuck

is usually used at least once in every sentance that is said...

Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:15 am

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:
jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:But you guys have the sexiest accent over there! makes me wet every time I hear it ohhhhh sweet jesus. Gonna snatch one of you brits up. And trust you! Cus those accents make me want to buy things and trust every word.

scuse the crude.
Not all Brits talk like Pierce Brosnan or Hugh Grant you know!

Indeed, people say i sound more American than English, but then again, I've never heard another English person with the same accent as myself.

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:13 pm

Blaze_4_Life wrote:Where I live.. It's quite the opposite. The word
fuck
is usually used at least once in every sentance that is said...

Shit, Welcome home bro. Lol, I swear all the fucking time too, Jus like around here lol.

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:50 pm

Cusmar wrote:No fuckin joke bruv we aint all posh wankaz mate, and if anyone says otherwise i'll knock em sparko

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:But you guys have the sexiest accent over there! makes me wet every time I hear it ohhhhh sweet jesus. Gonna snatch one of you brits up. And trust you! Cus those accents make me want to buy things and trust every word.

scuse the crude.

Trust these words then Darling

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:09 pm

mmmmmmmmmmm *feels good*

record yourself for my listening pleasure...and I do mean pleasure.

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:17 pm

high angel · Post by **high angel** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:15 pm

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:n irish..oh god... now that's a beautiful accent. No I'm not just thinkin of colin either.

I've got lot's of irish living around me and I'm still not sick of the accent

. Tho 4 in the morning isn't the best time!

Dulleffects · Post by **Dulleffects** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:50 pm

Okay, use the clear eyes, or visine about 30 minutes after your last hit. Don't really need to axe, the smell goes away, if you do axe, dont overdo it. Makes sure you focus on standing up straight, and when you come in, try and make sure your home after your parents are sleeping. If not, go up stairs or into your room. It's a bad idea to try and hang out with your parents. You'll probably give it away. Always have a good alaibi or however you spell that. Good luck!

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:35 pm

Dulleffects wrote:Okay, use the clear eyes, or visine about 30 minutes

More like 30 seconds.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:52 pm

I don't know about Brits, but Americans can tell I'm Canadian just by hearing my 'accent' when I speak. They always say that we say our "out's" like "oot".

Like instead of about, we sound like we're saying aboot.

"Hey Jim, 'ows it goin', eh?"
"Eh, pretty good, eh? You goin' oot tonight?"
"Ah, I'm thinkin' aboot it. You?"
"Yeah, goin' oot is the best thing aboot the Spring in the Maritimes, eh?"

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