Pool/Billards...

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:24 pm

Anybody else here love this shit?

Ima fucking pool hustler, My cousin is a real pool hustler, Always bar hoppin hustlin fools in pool. Hes damn good and taught me how to play. We got a pool table down stairs for about a year now, Got a real nice one worth a easy $500 for $60 off this dude.

I know other people here have to play this shit. What you guys play? I jus play the normal pool with 15 or some shit balls. Fuck that 8-9 ball. I suck at that shit lol.

I play drunk good as hell too.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:03 pm

Like I said before:

Seriously, none of you silly cunts can beat me at pool.

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:30 pm

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:Like I said before:

Seriously, none of you silly cunts can beat me at pool.

Shit, Bring it on homeboy. And bring some of that good weed you brag about.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:05 pm

Let's see...

I've played 3 9-ball tournaments so far, won one and played the final in the other two, and mind you, some of the contestants were pro players.

I played a bunch of 8-ball tourneys (you either play solids or stripes and 8-ball is the final shot, in case you didn't know), and never was I eliminated before the semi-finals.

And if I need a quick buck, I challenge some random clowns who think they own at pool, play a game for one euro a ball, lose, then play for 10 and clear the table. Most people refuse to play me nowadays.

Oh and letting you smoke my shit before the game wouldn't be fair, you'd be too mashed to hold a cue

So yeah, bring it on, homeboyeeeeee.

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:10 pm

You need to get your ass a one way to ticket to D-Town and we'll see whats up.

If i cant beat you, I gurantee my cuz can.

Fuck 9 ball though. I play 8 ball if thats what yall call it, We jus call it regular fucking pool.

Holla at ya boy.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:17 pm

We can play straight bank shot rules if you want, 15 balls, every ball is worth the same.

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:28 pm

Bring it on homie, Im damn willing. Whenever you decide to come to my town, Give me a hollar.

And if theres a very slim chance you beat me or my cousin, We'll be there to knock you the fuck out and take your money shoes and coat.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:46 pm

I love going to the bars and shooting pool. I don't really have rules when I play...just solids and stripes and if you scratch on the 8 ball at the end, you lose.

No called shots, if you sink one of your own balls, it's fair game!

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:14 pm

Gorecore wrote:I love going to the bars and shooting pool. I don't really have rules when I play...just solids and stripes and if you scratch on the 8 ball at the end, you lose.

No called shots, if you sink one of your own balls, it's fair game!

Hahah, When people play like that, It turns into what we call "Street Pool".

If you dont know the rules, Expect to get knocked over the head with a pool cue, We have street everything, Street basketball and everything. We play ball and throw bows and trip people and punch and tackle and shit, Its the way to play.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:30 pm

BGDetroit wrote:Bring it on homie, Im damn willing. Whenever you decide to come to my town, Give me a hollar.

And if theres a very slim chance you beat me or my cousin, We'll be there to knock you the fuck out and take your money shoes and coat.

Fair enough, but be sure to tell your cousin I'm trained in 4 different martial arts

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:34 pm

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:
BGDetroit wrote:Bring it on homie, Im damn willing. Whenever you decide to come to my town, Give me a hollar.

And if theres a very slim chance you beat me or my cousin, We'll be there to knock you the fuck out and take your money shoes and coat.
Fair enough, but be sure to tell your cousin I'm trained in 4 different martial arts

Shit, Martial Arts aient shiznit. Wouldnt work to good with a .45 in your mouth.

But i couldnt do that to you, Not unless you made us go absolutley broke lol. Much respect homeboy.

Im still up for a game if you ever drop by.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:37 pm

I eat bullets for breakfast, biaaaaatch

But yeah, if I'm ever near Detroit (isn't Montreal somewhere near Michigan?), I'll make sure I'll hold you to that statement.

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:42 pm

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:I eat bullets for breakfast, biaaaaatch

But yeah, if I'm ever near Detroit (isn't Montreal somewhere near Michigan?), I'll make sure I'll hold you to that statement.

I dont know about montreal, But toronto isnt far at all. Ive been in toronto a couple times. So if montreals by toronoto then yes.

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:28 pm

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:Like I said before:

Seriously, none of you silly cunts can beat me at pool.

And I've said it before, you're sadly mistaken

But yeah, i have a pool table about 2 feet away from me. Got it from a pub a few years back, not sure how much for. She's getting a bit worn but it's still good. Had hours of fun on that thing, won a couple hundred over the years too, people dont play me for money so much any more though.

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:54 pm

I would win every pool game!

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