Excusses.

Daddy · Post by **Daddy** » Tue May 13, 2003 6:00 pm

Well my first day back at work for a few days so i decided to go have a spliff with the boys ay lunch so a mcdonalds and a few spliffs at my mates flat and before i knew it i was an hour and 40 minutes late off my dinner s**t.
The problem was my big boss was in today so i had to go and talk to her and explain why i was late mashed.....

Simple: Sorry there was que in the bank and i had to pick some money up i tiored to call in but no answer....

Phew saved.......

Any one got any excuses for next time.....

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Wed May 14, 2003 1:14 am

You've contracted conjuctivitis, and seeing that its contagious better not get too near the boss.... that's what the doc at the clinic said.

You went for lunch at a mall across town and some madman set of some pepper spray, and you got some in your eyes, and the ambulance technicians insisted on flushing out your eyes.

You went to the supermarket, a being the kind hearted good samaritan you are, you helped a little old lady get a box on the top shelf, and some dust fell in your eyes, and they got real irritated and the little old lady felt bad and felt she had to compensate you, so you took time to go to the bank on the corner of 5th Ave. to transfer the funds.

You were talking a stroll along the river when you saw a jumper leap off the bridge into the water. You dived in too save his life, but forgot you couldn't swim and got alot of water in your eyes in the process and almost drowned yourself . THe poor guy ended up drowning and you are sad and want to be left alone to mourn.

There was a gas leak at the deli 6 blocks over and you were intoxicated by the fumes while eating a ham sandwich.

The doctor forgot to tell you that you should only take two prescription painkillers a day for those hemorhoids. You had been takin' 8 earlier and got severely ill.

The dirty waitress spiked your drink with GHB and you were kidnapped and raped..

Does this help?

imNOTajunkie! · Post by **imNOTajunkie!** » Wed May 14, 2003 1:20 am

you sound comlpletely smashed. thats the kinda stuff that i can ramble on about when im ripped.
it cant always be good.

ginger chain · Post by **ginger chain** » Wed May 14, 2003 5:17 am

haha.. those sound used, higher. or did you just get them off the top of your head. .. not literally.. ahh im mashed i dont know what im saying

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Wed May 14, 2003 5:18 am

Top of my stoned/slightly drunk head

c4rdsh4rk_88 · Post by **c4rdsh4rk_88** » Wed May 14, 2003 7:10 am

say your car broke down or you got a flat tire or you locked yourself outta the car and had to get a locksmith or something like that

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Wed May 14, 2003 3:41 pm

food poisoning works well

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Fri May 16, 2003 12:44 am

Hey Daddy!! Does anything here help?

Or should we keep posting more excuses?

Daddy · Post by **Daddy** » Fri May 16, 2003 8:46 am

Weedguru , as great as your ideas are which they are i think something a little more suttle is needed...
but cheers guys i was late this morning for work another late night session i just said my girlfreind was really upset and we stoped and talked and women love that ****.....

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