Weird things you've caught people doing or seen yourself?

slurpee mofo · Post by **slurpee mofo** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:26 pm

Heres one, a good friend of mine was having a huge house party last year, and at about 4 am, when everyone except for a few of us who were crashing had left, we made our way down to the basement. When we got there, there was some guy that we didn't know passed out infront of the TV with his cock out fully erect. We kicked the moron out of the house and the host got some choice words and steel-toed kicks in...

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:04 pm

slurpee mofo wrote:Heres one, a good friend of mine was having a huge house party last year, and at about 4 am, when everyone except for a few of us who were crashing had left, we made our way down to the basement. When we got there, there was some guy that we didn't know passed out infront of the TV with his cock out fully erect. We kicked the moron out of the house and the host got some choice words and steel-toed kicks in...

what ? just some random bum ?

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:38 am

we caught my friend fucking a 40 year old fat chick on a trampoline

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:41 am

weedguru flynn wrote:we caught my friend fucking a 40 year old fat chick on a trampoline

ewwww-age. how old was your mate ?

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:04 am

22 at the time

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:01 am

weedguru flynn wrote:we caught my friend fucking a 40 year old fat chick on a trampoline

hmm, i wonder if that situation involved alcohal?

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then again they say the older the berry the sweeter the juice. no, never mind. that is not how it goes.

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:02 am

thats a fucking old berry man

0rangellama · Post by **0rangellama** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:36 am

Last weekend my little brother had gone out back to hit the punching bag a little bit. Before anything else, I've got to say my little brother is a pyro. Well, I guess my mom smelt something burning, so she followed the scent to my little bro's room, who's name is Albert. So, Albert is out bag hitting the punching bag as far as we know, while my mom and I search his room for something burning. We shrug it off, go back to what we were doing and then Bert comes back inside. He was holding his sweatshirt in an odd way I guess, like he was hiding something, according to my mom. He drops his sweatshirt off and goes back out back. About 10 minuets later, my mom says that the smell is REALLY strong now and I go in there and can barebly breathe. So I go get my little brother, he comes in andlifts his sweatshirt up. There's like two huge burn holes near the hood, and a half burned Book of Mormon falls out. I start laughing like really hard, and my mom is shocked. She's shocked cause she grew up mormon, and it was gods revenge on my little brother for burning his book, so he was going to burn down our horse. I thought this was fucking hilarious, and strange.

Long story short, for your people who don't want to read my rather lengthy paragraph, My little brother almost burned my house down by lighting the book of mormon on fire.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:22 am

I use public transit daily. I really hate it, but it has it's trippy moments.

One day I was sitting near the back of the bus just minding my own business. This big, average looking black guy gets on the bus and sits down next to me. I'm sitting there thinking nothing of it, drifing in and out of sleep with my headphones on...

"SKAP DOO DEEEEEE-DEELEE ZAAHAA HAAAAAA!!!!" comes screaming out of this black guy's mouth as his body lurched forward and an insane grin peeled his lips from his teeth.

Then silence again. Just a quiet, but fairly large black man sitting next to me who just decided to do a random Cab Calloway impersonation.

My eyes flutter again and the drone of the diesel engine sooth me back into a state...

"OOOOH BALLA BOO BEE DAH BEEP BEEP BAH ZOOO HA HA HAAAA!!!!"

I almost jump through the window next to my head! Man, I wish I was stoned at that moment. I probably would have laughed, and then gotten my ass kicked because he's a tourettes patient.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:35 am

^ LMAO

keeney · Post by **keeney** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:42 am

Gorecore wrote:I use public transit daily. I really hate it, but it has it's trippy moments.

One day I was sitting near the back of the bus just minding my own business. This big, average looking black guy gets on the bus and sits down next to me. I'm sitting there thinking nothing of it, drifing in and out of sleep with my headphones on...

"SKAP DOO DEEEEEE-DEELEE ZAAHAA HAAAAAA!!!!" comes screaming out of this black guy's mouth as his body lurched forward and an insane grin peeled his lips from his teeth.

Then silence again. Just a quiet, but fairly large black man sitting next to me who just decided to do a random Cab Calloway impersonation.

My eyes flutter again and the drone of the diesel engine sooth me back into a state...

"OOOOH BALLA BOO BEE DAH BEEP BEEP BAH ZOOO HA HA HAAAA!!!!"

I almost jump through the window next to my head! Man, I wish I was stoned at that moment. I probably would have laughed, and then gotten my ass kicked because he's a tourettes patient.

dude fucking HAhahaha!

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:51 am

hahaha.

slurpee mofo · Post by **slurpee mofo** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:22 pm

nowhere wrote:
slurpee mofo wrote:Heres one, a good friend of mine was having a huge house party last year, and at about 4 am, when everyone except for a few of us who were crashing had left, we made our way down to the basement. When we got there, there was some guy that we didn't know passed out infront of the TV with his cock out fully erect. We kicked the moron out of the house and the host got some choice words and steel-toed kicks in...

what ? just some random bum ?

Ya someone brought him along, we didn't know him

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:38 pm

slurpee mofo wrote:
nowhere wrote:
slurpee mofo wrote:Heres one, a good friend of mine was having a huge house party last year, and at about 4 am, when everyone except for a few of us who were crashing had left, we made our way down to the basement. When we got there, there was some guy that we didn't know passed out infront of the TV with his cock out fully erect. We kicked the moron out of the house and the host got some choice words and steel-toed kicks in...

what ? just some random bum ?
Ya someone brought him along, we didn't know him

haha poor bastard

slurpee mofo · Post by **slurpee mofo** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:08 pm

Well serves him right for wanking off at someone else's house, I know I wouldn't want some strangers "love stains" all over my couch.

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