I just got some :)

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I just got some :)

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Here's a horny story for you sex freaks...

I knew this girl for...3 years? And she decided tonight she wanted to lose her virginity to me...she's 16 too :p

She snuck me in her house, to avoid being caught by her lil brother, and her mom wasn;t gonna be home till late...so yeah, we get it on and everything (won;t get into detail unless you PM me lol)...man, it was the hardest POP I've ever felt...so much blood too, I thought I was shot or something...haha, anyways, had to get it out, cause after all, I am a guy.
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Post by Caro »

Newsflash; it only works if you're a hot chick. Trust me.

:lol:
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Post by nowhere »

rofl. not quite as interesting as caros birthday story. but as i said on msn. well done :P
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crude, offensive, disrespectful. :?
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Post by Weedguru_Fire_Inside »

I wont say anything bad, i'll just never wanna read another of ur posts after this one.
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jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:crude, offensive, disrespectful. :?


you think thats crude, offensive, disrespectful, wait till you hear the rest of the story :lol:
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jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:crude, offensive, disrespectful. :?

Thanks for stating the definition of a New York City guy.
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Re: I just got some :)

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Cazper wrote:Here's a horny story for you sex freaks...

...man, it was the hardest POP I've ever felt...so much blood too, I thought I was shot or something
Run to the doctor man! That POP wasn't her cherry! That POP was your penis being devoured by the fanged pussy!!

How's everyone doin' tonight? Everyone feeling alright? Good!! I'm feelin' really good myself. I dedicate this next joint to all of you tonight who are without weed. Let us all join(t) tonight in remembering those without weed tonight...and what that must feel like...
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Post by nowhere »

dont rub it in GC. i havent had any proper weed in months. its only been solid :/
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Cazper wrote:
jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:crude, offensive, disrespectful. :?

Thanks for stating the definition of a New York City guy.
you're a fuckin dumbass.
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jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:
Cazper wrote:
jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:crude, offensive, disrespectful. :?

Thanks for stating the definition of a New York City guy.
you're a fuckin dumbass.
how many times do i need to say it. BE NICE. Caz aint a dumbass. hes pretty sound imo.

i cant see whats crude, offensive or disrespectful, he didnt give any of the really explicit details here (trust me)

it seems caro was right it only works if your a hot chick. but why ?
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Post by weedguru tom »

unwritten rule man..
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wow! this is so interesting!
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Post by Weedguru_Fire_Inside »

nowhere wrote:i cant see whats crude, offensive or disrespectful
Maybe the fact that some of us don't wanna hear about how much blood came from his little bitch's pussy.

Disgusting motherfucker.
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Post by Funk Doctor »

Yeah man, I know it's a real experience for you, but you aren't the only guy that got laid last night. And I certainly don't want to hear no deflowering stories, I just had a big lunch :?
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