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nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:33 am

dude, the closest thing to an Italian Stallion your gonna get is if you buy a ferrari

and probably the closest you'll ever get is a fiat

Psyclone · Post by **Psyclone** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:34 am

Well, your penis is like a Miata...small, compact, and fast to crash

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:36 am

ouch. that was below the belt.
and i will admit, i do have a few things in common with a miata, i hear the miata are a smooth, comfortable, and extremely enjoyable ride too.

Psyclone · Post by **Psyclone** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:37 am

Well you must of heard that from a 74 year old pedofile

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:38 am

Hey caro best of luck to ya but I cant wait to get outta college and get my own pad. BTW Im wasted off of The old Ron Diaz ri9ght now.

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:41 am

nope. no 74 year old pedophiles involved in my life. only satisfied mid 20 year olds who drive mazda's

Psyclone · Post by **Psyclone** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:42 am

I love you bro, but that was clearly raw from my anus hole.

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:44 am

its out of pure desperation.. i.must.father.caros.babies. mmmmm ringlets.. pure stoner fantasmish

Psyclone · Post by **Psyclone** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:45 am

If I don't father Caro's babies I'll go blind, deaf, limp, and constantly poop from my nostrils...please have mercy.

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:47 am

your already limp. thats the worst of the lot, dont worry about the rest. they're not that bad

Psyclone · Post by **Psyclone** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:56 am

Even limp I can hit the dead end

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:58 am

BY IMPALING THAT POOR VIRGIN GIRL !

Psyclone · Post by **Psyclone** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:59 am

Yes. And she loved it....No??? *slap*

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 7:00 am

bah. has to be done at some point. no point being too nice about it ;D

Psyclone · Post by **Psyclone** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 7:02 am

Hmm ok bro...how about you get the first kid, I'll get the second?

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