full proof ideas to smoke in my room or basement

[Dr. Greenthumb]

its a tube you cough into that mutes the noise of the cough, it has a series little screen inside but not really sure how it works

[smokeydabear]

Me and my brother share our own bathroom and it rarely gets used by anyone but us. we keep our bong in there and have made sestions. we have a great ceiling fan type deal in there and it venalates the bathroom in like 5 minutes. i suggest giving it a try when no one is around. its unbelivable how much weed we have smoked in that bathroom and no one has ever noticed

[nowhere]

i just smoke with my door closed and window open, mum knows i toke, i just say its the smell on my clothes and i've been outside to smoke if she asks. always works

[Stan]

ah the joys of owning ur own home

[nowhere]

ah the joys of owning ur own home

yeah ... one day i will

[flynn]

ah the joys of owning ur own home

werd

[Stan]

hows it werd?

[flynn]

i agree with you. it is joyous to own your own home...

[Stan]

haha sorry man didnt read it right thought u said weird

[canadianbud]

haha he's tryin to b all gangster, word up

[flynn]

yeah i biggest baddest gangster here

fucking newb...

[SemeticStoner42090]

I just toke next to the window and blow all the smoke out the window and the only time i get caught is if im to stoned to dispose of my matches

[...Farlan...]

i have finaly masterd the art of toking in my room ...... i only use my beaker bong for some reason in my room, and i just breath all my hoots into one of those paper towel roll/dryer sheet things (they actualy work really good... just tape some on the end and stuff the tube fuullllll of bounce or whatever) i try and not get the bowl to cherry, so not very much smoke comes out..... i usualy either open the window after smoking.. or during... depending on how cold it is outside.. iv never got caught for smoking in my room yet, (i probly will eventualy...im quite careless) one thing to remember when smoking in ur room is have somwhere to put ur ashes! i use like a small glass thing from science for my ashes...also one other thing to remember if ur room is in ur basement and u have a heater vent in the roof, remember to allways close it!, so ur smoke doesent linger around the whole house

[-matt-]

i toke in my bathroom and have a hawian hotbox. With the window oper i blow the smoke out the window and turn the fan on. Thers no smell and you get to hotbox your bathroom But rember to towel the door and to have a nice long shower after to get rid of any smells lingering around

[Damar]

The best way to get stoned without any smell is food or a vaporizer, and seeing how food requires a lot of weed and has a different high, you should opt for the vaporizer.

Now, now, I know you may be thinking, "I don't have the money for a vaporizer, Damar!"

FEAR NOT! As i've demonstrated in the bong's section of the forums (topic name: My Creations) a vaporizer is quite easy to make.

Questions you have to ask yourself:

Do you have a sharp knife (I use an exacto blade)?

Do you have a plastic bottle cap from a bottle of coca-cola (or any plastic bottle cap)?

Do you have a generic lightbulb (I use a 100W one, tho it prolly doesn't make a difference)?

Do you have an exacto knife, or some device to make holes in a plastic screwable bottle cap?

Do you have a pen you can take apart to make a tube (a straw is also possible, but probably not as durable)?

Optional: Do you have silly putty or sticky tack to use as a sealant?

If you answered no to one of these questions, you might have trouble making the vaporizer, or you might not. However, this is how to do it:



Take the knife and the lightbulb. The metal screw part is relatively thin and soft metal. Use the knife to cut the bottom of the metal off, NOT the whole metal (i dont' think thats even possible, as you'll probably find out).

Now, look into the hole u just cut open. There should be glass and behind it the element that heats up to make the bulb glow. It's near vacuum in there, so shouldn't be too hard to break that glass part. Take your knife or something and shove it firmly but not too hard into the hole you open. it should shatter and fall into the lightbulb.

Break off all the excess shards, and then dump the broken glass into a trash can. Go to the bathroom and wash the inside of the lightbulb. If it was white, then it will become clear as the white will wash off with the water. (my friend and I suspect it's some sort of powder)

Now, I learned to make 2 holes in the cap, but as I find that the cap never screws on tightly to be airtight (yes, it does screw onto the lightbulb, isn't that sweet!), i use the lack of airtight-ness to be the intake. So, make 1 hole in your cap, big enough for the tube (dismantled pen) to go through. Seal around the pen, so at least that is airtight.

Almost done! Making sure your inside is all dried out (just shake the bulb, try to air dry it) throw some ganja in there. Screw on the cap with tube. Take a lighter, and hold it under the ganja. As you are doing this, just slowly inhale through the tube. You will have to experiment on your own when you think the THC is all gone. Just hit it a lot, and eventually you won't get the ganja taste that you did the first time. Thats one of the best parts of a vaporizer that I found out. The great smell of ganja that is usually lost when you burn it, transforms into a taste that is of equal awesomeness.

Benefits: No smoke - so less smell, and if you don't burn it through the glass (you'll learn how long to heat it), you won't combust it and therefore won't inhale any Carbon Monoxide!!!

enjoy!