Funny/Weird Insults?

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:13 am

I got this one teacher, He teaches tech(basic eltronics, hook up circuits, different shit). He was a big time drinker, did drugs but wont admit to what, But deff was a hard time partyer, Rolled with a biker gang. But anways now all the times hes sarcastic and its jus funny as hell. They got these old ass computer from seriously the 80s and jus peices of shit barley work and whenevr they fuck up hes like "God Damn COMMUNISTS", He makes fun of anyone whos not from america jus messin. One kids from Canada(no one take offense to this, all in good fun) he tells everyone in class "Dont trust this kid, hes from canada...Poor kid". He jus says stupid funny remarks other teachers dont...

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:23 pm

my one friend has a tendency to put random words together. well one night after a heavy smoking session we were walking to his house and he tried to talk to this hot ass girl on the other side of the street. well she told him to fuck off so he yelled out "thats fine you ol munchkin pecker sucker" we laughed our asses off for about 20 minutes.

Juicy J · Post by **Juicy J** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:27 pm

I know i have been called some funny shit in my days, but i just cant remember any thing of how exactly they all went

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:42 pm

My best friend throughout high school called me a Son of a Motherless Whore once and it was so funny, he kept calling me that.

Some drunk at a party said to me once, "Shut up...just like your face."

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:12 am

Weedguru Sammy wrote:me and my best friend got wasted and pissed all over his car door handles, hehe mean kids

don't forget the air conditioning vents

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:15 am

and the gas tank!

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:17 am

i've been called a fuck wuckle before..........

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 12:46 pm

i always call people a 'cock master' which is sort of a complement if you thing about it ahahah

idontno · Post by **idontno** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:05 pm

your so black u look like daffy duck without the bill

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:36 pm

BUDA wrote:i always call people a 'cock master' which is sort of a complement if you thing about it ahahah

"You're just a shit-faced cockmaster!"
-Terrance & Phillip

Happy Homer · Post by **Happy Homer** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:13 am

My friend got really drunk at this party and was puking outside and he told me(slurring his words)"hey man....I'm so happy I got puke". He ended up puking all over this girls front door and front carpet because he couldn't open the door.

riff · Post by **riff** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:07 pm

Some kid called my friend a plate a while ago for no reason.

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:12 am

Someone once called me a moose fucking fingernail farmer. But he was way beyond what normal people call drunk.

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:16 am

backdoor bandits.

www.weedguru.com

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