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Best way to smuggle weed???

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What is tha best way 2 smuggle weed through a airport... :shock:
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i would suggest putting it down ur pants. Make sure its wrapped tight in clingfilm to keep out most of the smell and make sure it wont fall out of ur pants.

When u walk through the metal detector thing, u will be fine. The worst that could happen is that they ask you to take ur shoes off. Just cos of this anti-terrorist security and stuff.

They certainly wont make u pull ur pants down!

Oh, and dont look nervous, have u seen Blow? the film. check out how he does it!

And finally, dont take the weed out of ur pants until u've landed and ur out of the airport. If ur seen scratching or acting suspiciously then u might get searched.
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Post by Midnight_Toker69 »

as harry said....that would be the best way....especially for a gurl...cuz put it in a baggy, wrap it really tight, wrap it again, and shove 'er up, lol. hey, i'd try it if i were desperate 8)
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I aint desprate, i just needed to confirm, i saw tha shit about tha dogs and it freaked me out...I just need some bud for vacation...
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Post by Howard Marks »

dont worry, there wont be no dogs. just whack it in ur pants and u'll b fine.

If ur really scared then u could try mailing it to where ur gonna go, before u actually go. Wrap it up real good with cling film though, and put it in a jiffy bag or a box that will disguise what it is.
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Injest it if ya really have to bring it.
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i dont wanna have to dig through my shit 2 get it...ill just put it by my dick
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yeah thats what i would do. dont make a scene if they touch your dick cuz you mite get caught
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Post by Tha Motha Fuckin PhitzJay »

Ill just smoke some crack to distract tha po, they will never notice tha weed!!!
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If you do that, you'll really attract them. Best to go threw not stoned on anything at all, so as not to arrouse suspicions
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Naw, if i smoke crack people would be like "White people are on crack, see?"
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midnight_toker69 wrote:as harry said....that would be the best way....especially for a gurl...cuz put it in a baggy, wrap it really tight, wrap it again, and shove 'er up, lol. hey, i'd try it if i were desperate 8)

K first of all, I'd never do that... ever... I'd put it in my bra
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yeah bra's are much better places.
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Dont use planes best way is to use boats......
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Best way is to let somebody else do it....
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