Newfie Jokes

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A Newfie pulls up to his friend walking down the street in an apple red Mustang convertible.

"Jaysus bye, where'd ya get that spiffy car?"

"Well I'll tell you. I was walking along minding my own business when this gorgeous young blonde pulled up and asked me if I'd like to go for a ride. So I went with her and we drove to a secluded spot, she removed her panties and tossed them in the back seat and said I could have anything I wanted...so I took the car."

"It's a good ting ya did, I don't think her panties would fit ya."
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Two Newfies in Toronto were riding an elevator at the CN tower. This pretty young woman gets into the elevator car and one Newfie says to her, "Tickle your cunt with a feather?"

"Pardon me?" she gasped

"I said, typical country weather?"

"Oh", she said "Yes it is." and then she got off on her floor.

The other Newfie started laughing with disbelief at what his buddy just did so he thought he'd give it a try. Another pretty young thing got on the elevator and the other Newfie said, "Scratch your pussy with a stick?"
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An elderly Newfie couple went to the family doctor so the husband could get a physical exam. The doctor said, "Ok I'll need a sperm sample, a urine sample, and a stool sample."

The elderly man who was hard of hearing said, "Come again?"

The wife poked the husband in the ribs and yelled, "Give him a pair of your underwear, George!"
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[pirate]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


especially the second one