Pizza: Rules

VaNN · Post by **VaNN** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:07 am

1. The delivery charge(1$ at fox's) is not the same thing as a TIP.
2. Tip your pizzaman, or else.
3. The pizzaman may become angry and piss on your door, or kick over a statue, or never deliver there again!
4. I am a pizzaman and these people who leave 32cent tips are about to make me carry a gun and cap a foo...
5. Answer the phone when they call to get directions
6. Time is money
7. I hate driving 5 hours just to end up at the same place I started.

Logistics · Post by **Logistics** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:22 am

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you never ever tip, huh?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I tip when somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth an effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, that's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, this girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. But she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:26 am

i delivered pizza for 9 months, it was tight. on average, i made just as much, or more in tips than i did for wage pay.

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:16 am

i used to deliver too...

used the car they provided me to do drug runs haha

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:43 am

I never delivered pizza, I never tip the pizza guy.... Plus we dont usualy order pizza , we go to the pizzaplace

layabout guy · Post by **layabout guy** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:55 pm

Never tip the pizza guy plus the fact 'they' dont deliver round me coz they always get their peds robbed!

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 1:09 pm

i neva thought 2 tip them hahaha they get my orders wrong anyway fuck tipin

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 1:15 pm

I'm unemployed. Why should i give someone with a job money

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:16 pm

why should they get payed more for doing what their supposed to do?

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 4:17 pm

Cusmar wrote:I'm unemployed. Why should i give someone with a job money

Haha, spot on mate

Most of the time we dont even have all the money for the pizza, let alone a tip.

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 6:05 pm

your being paid to do the job anyway, greedy buggers

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:17 pm

i think its a nice thing to do. considering that not only do we deliver, we work in the store as well. and when your using your own vehicle to drive 40kms to someones house to take them food, and your doing this 8 hours a day, your car gets pretty beat. i used quite a bit of my wages just keeping my breaks, oil, tranny fluid, power steering, etc. maintained. plus, i had to pay for my own gas for all deliveries. so, consider doing all that on $8 an hour... a dollar or two from an appreciative customer certainly helps out. hahaha, i think its just stoners that dont like to tip, because honestly i very rarely did not get a tip.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:24 pm

what in the fuck they make you pay your own gas? that doesn't sound right dude. Not at all.

Tr0n · Post by **Tr0n** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:46 pm

yea thats rediculous dude. With how much you're driving and how bad the fuel prices are, they should atleast fill your tank, and all on $8 an hour?! Probably takes a big chunk out of your paycheck eh?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:48 pm

woohoo three canadians in a row. Eh?

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