Mowing the Lawn!

[Caro]

I was sitting here all baked as usual when I realized - I have a lawn to mow! After 8 years of living downtown in a big city, I haven't even had enough room for my potted plants in small ass apartments.

It was so nice to get outside and work hard at mowing my lawn. Just takin the time to enjoy some beats and appreciate all the landscaped scenery, the birds and squirrels, the roses, etc. I made nice even rows and when I was done, I was sweaty and dirty so I "moved the sprinkler". Then I sat back and enjoyed the beauty of my handiwork.

Gettin baked and mowing the lawn are gardening rocks.

[Funk Doctor]

My lawnmower is too fucking loud to be listening to music at the same time. Fucking piece of noisy shit.

[BGDetroit]

Hell yeah i do that shit alot. Ill get fucked up like before noon, Mow the lawn n shit, Smoke another one, And then edge it. Its kinda a peaceful thing lol. I love doin ti.

[Sugar Hole]

Oh my! I can't beleive this topic exists, im famous in my town for getting really stoned one day and running back home to mow the lawn!

It was this one sunny after noon about a few months ago, and we were smoking quite a lot, then suddenly i realized i was well fuck*d, so then i thought, mowing the lawn would be fun! So i ran out of the park where we were smoking, ran to the bus, ran off the bus, got out te lawnmower and mowed every last bit! What an experience man!

[cutthecashflow]

You guys might not beleive me but thats what I do all summer long is mow lawns. I live in a resort town on the lake so I mow for all the cabins during the week Nobodys ever home so I just pull out my batty and get blitzed on the lawnmower and listen to my mp3. Its good money to anywhere from 40-120 dollars for a couple hours work. And I mow about 20 lawns a week in the summer.

[layabout guy]

You guys might not beleive me but thats what I do all summer long is mow lawns. I live in a resort town on the lake so I mow for all the cabins during the week Nobodys ever home so I just pull out my batty and get blitzed on the lawnmower and listen to my mp3. Its good money to anywhere from 40-120 dollars for a couple hours work. And I mow about 20 lawns a week in the summer.

I wouldnt mind doing that plus i love the smell of fresh cut grass

[Scratch]

It gets really boring after a while...

[layabout guy]

It gets really boring after a while...

So long as i could have my CD/mp3 player on i could work all day

[cutthecashflow]

Exactly it doesnt get very boring if your stoned either.

[bong man]

man i got stoned one day and started cutting grass and i thaught i done half of the yard and did not even have the blades one and i turned them on and had to do it all over.

[cutthecashflow]

Hahahhahaha. Damn man you just made me almost wet myslef.

[callmeandy]

damn, i have a good story for this topic!

like 4 weeks ago, i tripped on dxm, i prepared for it, had it all planned, everything. so any way, i pop the pills, then 5 min. later my dad says, andy, its time to mow the lawn! you dont have anything else to do anyway! so, i had to do it, by the time i get dressed and outside, its been 45 min. i start the mower, but i am begining to feel dizzy. i keep getting dizzier and dizzier, i got about half way done with the yard when i passed out, woke up on the ground, and tripped my ass off. i had to go to the emergency room, but they were sure it was dehydration, ahahaha!