Cruel Baby Jokes

TheNthDimension · Post by **TheNthDimension** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 1:03 pm

Yes, baby jokes are disgusting. YOUR POINT? Other people's misfortune shouldn't be funny, but still we laugh. As long as nobody actually puts 1 baby in 10 mailboxes or whatever, it's not hurting anyone.

Q: What sits in front of a mirror getting shorter and shorter?

A: A baby combing its hair with a razor blade

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?

A: A dead baby in a clown suit

silly_billy3000 · Post by **silly_billy3000** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 2:16 pm

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

One at the bottom trying to eat his way to the top.

Whats even worse than that?

When he gets to the top, he goes back in for more.

PnkRckElite420 · Post by **PnkRckElite420** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 2:21 pm

i heard that one but it went...whats grosser than gross...10 dead puppies in a barrel or 1 dead puppy in 10 barrels!?

silly_billy3000 · Post by **silly_billy3000** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 2:24 pm

Heheh. Thats good. OUCH!

TheNthDimension · Post by **TheNthDimension** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:08 pm

How do you stop a baby from going down a drain?

Stick a javelin thru it.

crazylazyidiot · Post by **crazylazyidiot** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 6:47 pm

i think babies are adorable,
but the jokes are funny,
besides that the baby will probably grow up
and laugh at them too.

Zer0orDie · Post by **Zer0orDie** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 3:04 am

i thought the jokes were pretty sick but i couldnt help 2 laugh at some of them.

Real Life Fake · Post by **Real Life Fake** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:38 am

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's funnier than that?
A dead baby in a clown suit with its hands down its pants.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby next to a kid with Down's syndrome.

What's red silver and noisy as hell?
Baby with forks in its eyes.

What's black red and blue and goes kerthump kerthump kerthump?
Dead baby in a drier.

How do you get a dead baby into a tupperware bowl?
Blender.
How do you get it out?
Tortilla Chips!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a trashcan?
13.
(think about it)

What's funnier than swinging a dead baby around a teatherball pole?
Stopping it with a shovel.

All I could think of for now.
Peace, kids.

Smokin Joe · Post by **Smokin Joe** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 6:27 am

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Mercedes?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

zonked. · Post by **zonked.** » Sat May 29, 2004 4:37 am

hahahah i loove baby jokes..
heres a few:

what's more fun that swining a baby around a clothesline?
stopping it with a shovel!

how many babies does it take to pain a wall?
depends on how hard you throw them!

ahah i love it.. cant remember any more, too stoned...

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