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Post by Caro »

Lol. Come on guys, in all honesty, "herbin it 24/7" can get you lookin' on the gritty side.

I've noticed that, since I moved in with 600 mostly sober kids. I come in and out, just trashed, with the complexion of Lenny Bruce. These girls spend hours primping; I fall asleep and forget to wash my face, and stumble around in the morning (and all day) with no make up on. Oh my god!

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Post by ginger chain »

ok fine, maybe a little
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my mate is a major stoner and would not DREAM of going out wivout makeup & hair & nails all perfect...th other week me n another mate went round in the mornin n got her out of bed, we had 2wait outside 4ages while she did her hair b4 coming 2 the door! so not all stoners look gross. also i eat health food 4 munchies, cereal bars n soya cookies (go vegan if u wana eat healthy) so these anti-weed assholes r talkin a load of rubbish. if u dont like it dont do it, nuff sed. leave us stoners alone! :roll:
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Post by the mac »

i know ALOT of people that place all the time everyday constantly and none of em look like dirtballs.. lol

the differance between a chronic and a stoner right there? lol
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Those commercials made me start smoking weed. Yes, it's true. I realized how absolutely retarded they were, and thought "If they have to make commercials for stupid shit like this, then it can't be bad." So I tried it, and am loving it.

I'm also a straight A student, and am taking 2 AP classes next year (not bragging, just saying smart people smoke pot too)
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Post by Luke »

seriously, all bias aside, those commercials really do cause a lot of kids to start smoking pot.
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Honest to god it's no joke that's what did it for me. Those commercials put me over the edge.
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Post by God »

yeah. i just laugh at those commercials.. actually i bought into all the bullshit before i smoked for the first time.. only then did i realize how fucking retarded they actually were.

cigarettes on the other hand? no.
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Post by Funk Doctor »

I've been reading those stories for the past half hour... HILARIOUS.

Dani (4/3/2004 12:31:02 PM)
I started drinking when I was 12. I did more drugs then I even know existed... It wasn't because I thought I was being cool... It was simply blind conformity. I wanted to fit in and I didn't even think about what it was doing to me. I quit doing drugs at 13, but i drank for four more years... Taking close to 8 shots of tequila or vodka a night and then crashing at my friends apartment and telling my parents I was at a friends house. That was my typical weekend. It became natural habit. When all else failed I turned to drinking. Eventually I met someone who taught me that GOD was also there to have my back. This same person actually cared about me. Actually worried about me when I didn't call him at night cause he knew i probably crashed at some college guys apartment. This guy finally taught me that I meant more then what I was doing to myself. Just remember this... Quitting is easy. Anyone can do it. It's STAYING that way that's the hard part. But success is just getting over one bump in the road at a time. I've only been clean for 4 months, but in my mind I'll be clean forever, and that's all that matters. The power of the mind.

What? 8 shots of vodka and you pass out? WIMP! :lol:
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Post by JoYnT »

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:Biggest load of bollocks i have ever seen in my entire life. It's pathetic, i could barely stand to read it. How can people post up ''facts'' like that and get away with it just coz it's anti-drugs? Overdose on marijuana? One of the most well known facts about marijuana is that it's impossible to OD. Utter bollocks.
I think it's accually possible to OD i read on some website that you have to smoke like 40,000 times as much weed as it takes to get you high

damn I wish those "freevibe" pussies would tell me where they get all that chronic! lol :spliff:
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Post by GodHand Kronix »

To overdose on marijuana, you'd have to smoke 72 pounds non-stop, I think it was. And the story Funk Doc quoted is absolutely ridiculous. God supports his children and forgives them for their sins; it doesn't matter if you choose to drink or smoke or anything like that. God is an almighty forgiving being, and how we choose to use our own free will won't affect that. Oh, yeah, and that kid is a pussy if he passes out after 8 shots. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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