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Man howd that happen
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:41 pm
by cutthecashflow
Thats what I heard when I woke up this morning. My roommate was saying dude whats wrong with your head. I was bleeding from my forhead all over and I have no clue how it happend I ended up getting pretty wasted and the next thing you know I woke up bleeding. Any thoughts on what might have happend.........
Make it interesting.
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:46 pm
by Tripped
when you went to lye down on your bed you smacked your head? or.... you got into a fight with some guy and before he even got his fists up you tried to head butt him but missed and hit the wall.
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:56 pm
by Tripped
oops, sorry, double posted.
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:26 pm
by God
a dinosaur brigade raided your house. you fled to the nearest chinese buffet and gave the waitress $2.00 and left without eating. you informed the police, who then stabbed you with a brick.....in the head...
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:51 pm
by GodHand Kronix
You were helping your neighbor move to Mexico, but you forgot to do your homework, so your head started bleeding.
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:49 pm
by Hardy
You thought gashing your head was a good idea, once that was done, you passed out
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:50 am
by thc.trip
wow you must have lost a decent amount of blood?
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:11 am
by Jarrad
hmmm id say a monkey bit you ...or a monkey man
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:02 am
by Shredd
maybe bugs bit you while you were sleeping and laid babies in your wounds?
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:06 am
by its_ready
superman slept at home while the cheeseburgers were being sold for 10p and u brought twelve and sold them for traffic lights which u headbutted a clown with
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:59 am
by Dr. Greenthumb
definitely underpants gnomes
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 4:15 am
by Arik ^
Well sense every one is coming up with random ideas...
When you were drunk you decided to see how fast you could run to your bed and you thought you would cut time by doing a jumping dash and thats when you over called it and nailed the wall. You passed out from the alchohol posining and almost died in your sleep.
Oyeah this morning I woke up and the first thing I heard was, "I'm going to kill these fucking dogs"
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:01 pm
by Weedguru Cusmar
Thats all bullshit, im willing to bet money it was crab people..... the bastards
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:49 pm
by layabout guy
at the mooment of reading everyones ideas im high and let me tell u this is the funnest things ive ever read
p.s everyone read the page again high u wont reget it!!!!!!!!1
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:50 pm
by layabout guy
Hardy wrote:You thought gashing your head was a good idea, once that was done, you passed out
the best answer coz its short and sweeet