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after leaving my airport job i have finally been offered another job, as a lifeguard at a local pool. i am gunn have to stop smkoing fags as my fitness is shocking but i continue with the green as its benficial effect son my pyschological state outweigh the negative effects on my health for now. anyway yeh i training to be alifeguard now, so rather than been responsible for cutting up dead fish/meat(which i hated) or putting dickhead groups of blokes onto flights to ibiza in search of binge drinking and sex with whoever will take them, i am gunna be doing something whic although isnt paid too well, is a necessary and good service service to people.
animal

yay! Congrats! It isn't going to help your finances but the job market is STRESSFUL so it's more important to do something good and plus lifeguarding could be laid back... unless you're an aggro dickhead lifeguard... there seem to be alot of them at my pool, I got kicked out once and put on cement detention once, and I am an adult... how embarassing.

I passed my lifeguard qualification exam on saturday. So now I must wait for a criminal records check before i can start saving peopl at the local pool.i like the title lifeguard. I have thought of trying to complete the beach lifeguard course but you have to be superfit for that and it is quite useless here in the uk. anyway if any of you get into any swimming difficulties just gimme a shout...
animal

heh dude dats great....

The Life Guard of the Pool

anyone every swimmed after a session????? not sure how safe it is

but hey, dats y there's lifeguards

congrats dude; now go save them drowning kids!

thanks for the praise. all through the summer i would have a joint beofre going for a dip in brighton sea, which is cold at the best of times. the weed makes my senses so much more aware that every time i get in the watrer it feels like a natural baptism of fresh ice!i love it.i think it is safe as long as you dont swim out miles cos you may lack the effort to get back. i stay near shore and spend as much time under the water as i can. smoking then swimming in the seat is beautiful, gives you more of a natural connection...
i not starting for afew weeks cos of this dam criminal records check tha is required by law before working ina pool but dont worry ill be saving the stoners who get out of their depths as soon as possible....
cheers for the remarks
animal hasselcock

yo that's cool man, i'm gettin a job soon too, nothin like a lifeguard though. for all i know i'll probably end up workin at taco bell or somethin like that. maybe publix, no wait they drug test.