THE DAY I GOT CAUGHT

[JusJoe]

now.. i know yall been missing me on this stoner's poems thread but i aint been postin SHIT on WG lately frankly because im not really feelin it that much but i got a poem/rap (however you take it) about what happened to me 2 days ago.


i love my momma we been through some rediculous shit/
from football games and asthma attacks to havin her almost choke to death on my spit.
even tto what happened 2 days ago she caught me smokin weed butt ass naked wit hoes/
and when she asked me i said it wasnt me and i put on my clothes.
RAN in my room lit up a blunt and puffed it/
i was all ready fucked and fucked up so fuck it.
2 minutes later she came in wit a gun/
put it to my dome and said mothafucka you aint my son RUN.
so i took off down da block and she was chasing behind me/
i turned around 2 times man it was like menace II society!!!
she had a shotgun in one hand and a damn desert eagle/
looking like WAXX and O-DOGG but it wasn't 2 PEOPLE!!
it was just my moms man she was goin loco/
eyes looked like a phene on some crazy crack cocaine co-co.
damn i was scared for my life/
made me wanna quit weed foreva...
sike!!