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http://www.pathlights.com/Public%20Enem ... _ruins.htm

Wow this has to be one big fat joke. Altho somethings said in thier is correct but the other 95% is just utter bullshit.

Here is another way to stop your heart a little earlier: Start using pot.

The experts say it’s time to stop being a crack-pot:

If you don't break pot, it will break you later on:

Coming off pot is coming back to life-and tell your friends to do it soon!

Marijuana is not your friend. It is a silent enemy. Once inside, it spends its time trying to injure, cripple and destroy your mind and body
ey do you have anything on ya
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What a bunch of crock, I had a good laugh though :lol:

Remember kids, if you smoke pot you will fall off a cliff!
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Marijuana is your friend! If you were broke, and needed some quick cash to buy weed, Marijuana would be right there to help!
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Second, go by yourself alone. Make sure you have a couple extra hours to spare. Get on your knees and ask God for help! And be serious about it. For the truth is that you desperately need help, and He is the only One who can give it to you. Talk to Him out loud. Tears won't hurt at all. Tell Him the mess your life is in. Ask Him for forgiveness. Stick with it. Ask Him to forgive your sins. Tell Him that, with His help, you choose not to go back to your old ways. Have a Bible there with you. Read John, chapters 18 through 21. Talk to God about what you read. It was written for you; And about you. Peter fell just as you did. And Christ forgave him, too. Then read John 14 through 17. Tell Him that you have sinned against Him and you want peace with Him. Tell Him that you want to give your life to Him and obey what He tells you in the Bible. Then, believe that He has forgiven you and that He will help you obey Him. By this you shall know it: the peace of forgiveness and acceptance with God will come into your heart.

Third, from that point onward, every day of your life must begin with time for God, in prayer and the reading of His Word. All through the day you must cling to His hand and send up silent prayers for help-and also prayers of thankfulness. Expect Satan to try to give you trouble through everyone and everything around you. But you are strong as long as in your weakness you hold Christ's hand tightly.

We live in a world in rebellion against God and His Ten Command­ment Law. Determine that you will be different. With the help of God, you will be loyal to Him, to high standards of conduct, to right living. Settle it that you will spend your time trying to help others instead of merely living for amusements and selfish indulgences. Decide that you will care for your body so you can better serve God and help others.


:? Fucking close-minded christians. Seriously, does it say anywhere in the bible that marijuana is bad?
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have you seen or heard those new freevibe ads that try to use peer pressure to turn friends against one another? cajolingthem to "do the right thing and confront your friends about pot" and the kid says "this has been going on too long, ive had enough" etc ahahah christ i hope no one actually is influenced by that shit
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HAH. I smoke weed every day and my brain, testicles, and wang work perfectly fine.
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clashcityrocker wrote:HAH. I smoke weed every day and my brain, testicles, and wang work perfectly fine.
:? dont ever mention your wang or testies again hahahaha
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heh.. what a load of horseshit
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mkamyszek wrote:
clashcityrocker wrote:HAH. I smoke weed every day and my brain, testicles, and wang work perfectly fine.
:? dont ever mention your wang or testies again hahahaha
Word :x
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WANDER SYNDROME - wtf? :lol:
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omg u know that in the UK they are trying to bring in pictures of smoking induced diseases to cig packets what they gonna do about the erectile problem what sort of pic they gonna use?? :P
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Herbal $tu wrote:omg u know that in the UK they are trying to bring in pictures of smoking induced diseases to cig packets what they gonna do about the erectile problem what sort of pic they gonna use?? :P
We already have that in quebec

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Including one showing a bended cigarette,(sorta like on the first one) to illustrate erectile problems.
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Sorry Chicka but not all of us understand your crazy little language :\
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Post by herbal stu »

curved cig thats not shockin which is what its meant to be anyways I know u have em in Canada.
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clashcityrocker wrote:Sorry Chicka but not all of us understand your crazy little language :\
There's no need of it, it's just anti-cig ads. I think you can guess what they talking about, even though you don't know french. :idea: Give that brain some work! :P
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