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Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2003 6:15 pm**

This is a cool song from BAD RELIGION that I really like while I'm stoned. I think that my slow ass computer who could be bitchy at times desrves some praise for all it gave to me and for letting me be here on WeedGuru..lol...thank you computer!!..heheehe..this should be the YOUR Computer Appreciation Thread..lol

"I Love My Computer"

I love my computer
you make me feel alright
every waking hour
and every lonely night
I love my computer
for all you give to me
predictable errors and no identity
and it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
all I need to do is click on you
and we'll be joined
in the most soul-less way
and we'll never
ever ruin each other's day
cuz when I'm through I just click
and you just go away
I love my computer
you're always in the mood
I get so turned on
when I turn on you
I love my computer
you never ask for more
you can be a princess
or you can be my whore
and it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
the world outside is so big
but it's safe in my domain
because to you
I'm just a number
and a clever screen name
all I need to do is click on you
and we'll be together for eternity
and no one is ever gonna take my love
from me because I've got security,
her password and a key

Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2003 6:33 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2003 3:45 am**

do you like that album? It is quite poppy, I like Streetkid Named Desire though.

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2003 5:31 am**

wtf? she's stoned lol

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:11 am**

smokin in the bathroom...haha thats a classic

i can't even do that in my house...my mom can smell shit through the vents of my house....it's horrible

Posted: **Thu Jan 01, 2004 3:29 am**

computer i wanna fuck you baby
i wanna make ur circuits hot
and im gonna wear a condom hair
whether you like it or not

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I love my computer!! (sometimes)

I love my computer!! (sometimes)