Fucking beatiful

[Funk Doctor]

My football team (soccer for you yankees) beat the number two in the ranking 5-0, fortifying our first place. But that's not the best thing. Guess who scored all five goals?

Yours truly.

First goal: A cross from the left side, I controlled the ball and put it in underneath the keeper.
Second goal: I received the ball 20 yards from the goal, and launched it in the lower left corner of the goal.
Third goal: I slalomed through the defense, when someone pushed me over. Penalty, and I made no mistake scoring.
Fourth goal: A lovely one-two with our other striker put me face to face with the goalkeeper. I struck it with the outside of my left foot and curled it into the goal.
Fifth goal: After getting through the offside trap, I went past the keeper and passed to another teammate. Instead of scoring himself, he passed it back to me, allowing me to score my fifth goal of the match.

Needless to say I took home the matchball. Hooray for me.

[bexi]

have yourself a cookie

[Andy77]

woah nice one man!
i used to play football when i was like 8-11 but i injured my legs and stopped

[herbal stu]

sparkin up for fellow amazin football star!

[cutthecashflow]

Congrats to the European football star. I myself being an American football star I dont kick the ball however i put on pads and hit people. But Where did we get the word soccer from if you guys call it football.

[Azim]

shit man, all 5, thats pretty sweet. cant really say im into football though (its soccer here in australia too)

but still, good goin

[AlucarDracula]

i used to play soccer for the civics (traveling team) but all the kids are little pussies who seriously cry if they lose so i quit lol.