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Michael Jackson Jokes.
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 6:17 pm
by dunno
What do Michael Jackson and Kmart have in common?
They both have little boys pants half off.
What do Michael Jackson and Burger King have in common?
They both put their meat between 5 year old buns.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
How do you know its bed time at Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 6:28 pm
by GodHand Kronix
Nice shit. I've already heard the last one but the other ones were funny as hell.
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 3:47 pm
by Weedguru Sensei
ROFL, nice ones.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:34 pm
by Funk Doctor
I saw this hilarious cartoon with MJ saying "I just tripped over a teddybear, and fell in a kid with my penis."
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 11:24 pm
by toke
micheal jackson and the vicar are avin dinner........ afta dinner they bring on the under 8's (instead of after 8's)
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:58 pm
by Tlicious
Whats the difference beetween a plastic grocery bag and Michale Jackson?
One is white, plastic and harmful to children, and the other holds your groceries
mj
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:56 am
by kxbabe
Whats micheal Jackson an a play statiom got in common hehe
They both get turned on by kids
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:08 am
by 4*20
Trance wrote:Whats the difference beetween a plastic grocery bag and Michale Jackson?
One is white, plastic and harmful to children, and the other holds your groceries
THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS LMFAOOOOO
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 4:00 pm
by Grand Black Evolution
hilarious
Re: mj
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 12:59 pm
by flynn
kxbabe wrote:Whats micheal Jackson an a play statiom got in common hehe
They both get turned on by kids
rofl......classy
OMG
Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 3:47 am
by dunno
Has anyone seen the episode of South Park with Michael Jackson? I have to say that was the funny goddamn thing i have ever seen. I laughed the entire 30 min, i mean even through the commercials. of course i guess some bud and a funny friend didnt help either.
Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 10:36 am
by tweedle
have u heard about the posh beckham and michael jackson affair? michael denies it and says he was in brooklyn the whole time
Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 3:49 pm
by GodHand Kronix
What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and acne?
Acne usually doesn't come on little boys' faces until they're at least 13.