I threatened a lunch lady because she gave away the last cheesy bread to the person right in front of me in the lunch line. I shouted at her "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS" and I was just joking but she called 4 (Yes, 4) security guards on me. WTF?!?!
To top it off I was waiting for the bus so I could go home and a bunch of stupid kids by the water fountain behind me decided to start a mosh pit (see, I told you they were stupid) and one guy rammed into me while I was holding a guitar. Well, I pushed him back and said "Watch where you're going mother****er!" and then hell started
I've never been in a fight at school before either. He got his friend JJ to try and threaten me and I just said "I'll break you into peices" and he grabbed my coat, so I grabbed his arm and got him in a single-collar-arm lock until I got pulled off of him by Phil (the Dean of students) and now I'm in even more shit.
The one good thing that happened today is, we got a new member in our Jiu-jitsu school! And she is HOT... I love a woman who can kick my ass
I seriously need to smoke a bowl




