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Me and my mate took the train to Wollongong yesterday (bigger town up north from ours) to get a special offer of cigs they had at one of the tobacconists there. We were walking past this bunch of dudes at one of the stations while we were waiting for a train we had to change to and they start walking up surrounding us saying shit like "yeh u fuckin faggots", "Give us ur fuckin money or we'll fuckin cut ya" and loads more shit. So I walked straight up to one of them and grabbed his shirt and just yelled at him "What the fuck u say cunt, I'll fuckin cut you u fuckin dipshit" and he kinda shrank back to the other side of the train station along with his mates. This proves what I always thought, punks always talk shit but few go through with anything, at least round the sort of area we were in.

People who start shit for nothing are stupid...

That reminds me of one time at Quatama (a MAX station) these 2 kids tried jumping me, well one of them had a knife and the other guy just tried looking tough. I told him to **** off, and he charged me. I grabbed his forearm and flipped him and he landed on his head straight on the cement

The other guy just went up to him to find out if he was okay, I said something like "You should be more careful with who you decide to fuck with"

There is this kid named Tony that goes to my school and he is small as hell and hes always taking shit to people that are way bigger than him and it's pathetic, and now hes starting to talk shit to me Ill just fucking shank his nose off and call him Michale Jackson And then after all of his cursing hell go cry to his daddy <------------- Ha ha ha, hes such a fucking idiot

Trance wrote:There is this kid named Tony that goes to my school and he is small as hell and hes always taking shit to people that are way bigger than him and it's pathetic, and now hes starting to talk shit to me Ill just fucking shank his nose off and call him Michale Jackson And then after all of his cursing hell go cry to his daddy <------------- Ha ha ha, hes such a fucking idiot

lol then beat the shit out of him.dont take shit from any1 especially if they r smaller than u.in my case im the shorest guy youve probably ever seen lol but ppl dont pick on me so its cool.but a lot of little guys r intimidating cuz they r agressive but most of them cant take many hits especialy from a biugger guy.i know so deck him next time lol.

The only thing that im owrried about is hurting him too bad and getting sued by his stupid ass dad But if he says any more shit then ill just punch out his front teeth

Well ya'll sharin stories so i will too.

This was back when i was like 10 in the hood. I was chillin on my bike and there was like 4 of us. Were jus chillin smokin a port when some new kid that jus moved there who was like 8 years older then my tryed to jump me for my bike and shit. He lifted up my bike i elbowed him out of instinct and it like confused him my bro seen him fuckin with my came over and beat the shit out of him lol.

I hate it when people try to steal from me and beleive me if someone steals from me and i find out ill steal some of their teeth after i sock them out

I love hardasses like that, they are so funny to watch.

Yeh, one of my best mates is kinda like that. Bad part is im usually left to sort out any fuckin trouble he gets us into.

Oh i know, my friends are always getting into trouble and lying about it and i get blamed for knowing them

how are they your friends

All people are dicks in their own way, noones perfect I guess.

yea there is a under sized punk at my old skewl, he talked shit to me, so i got the work off his desk he had done over the past year and rippe dit in half n threw it across the room, so he stood up and came across and gave me the beedy eyes liek they do, hes a black belt judo freak haha so before he could open his mouth i punched him in the eye and the nose and got him in head lock, then i got suspended, i mean c'mon its self defence i knew what he was gonna do =]

lol..well..no one EVER talked shit to my face...no one messes with me and I don't mess with anyone...but the only times shit is said is when I'm walking down the street and a group of guys want to holla at me..I'll be like whatever fuck off, and since I ignore them they'll start shouting out names at me