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Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:49 pm
by Weedguru Higher
(CNN) -- Police said they will search Thursday for what is left of the cremated remains of a man and two dogs that robbers stole from a Florida house and then snorted after mistakenly thinking it was cocaine.

Members of the Marion County sheriff's department dive team say they will search a lake in the area where they think the remainder of the ashes may have been dumped.

The robbery occurred in December in a home in the central Florida area of Silver Springs, the sheriff department said in a statement.

A robbery crew ransacked the home taking electronics, jewelry and the cremated ashes of the homeowner's father and two Great Danes.

"During the investigation, detectives learned that the ashes were taken because the suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine," a sheriff's department statement said.

After learning that they had snorted the ashes of a dead man or dead dogs, the suspects discarded the rest of the ashes, authorities said.

Three teens and two juveniles were arrested in the case, the sheriff's department said.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/20/flo ... index.html

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Re: Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:46 pm
by blackxs
I dont know whats worse, the fact that this happened or the fact that this isnt the first time I have heard of thieves snorting cremated remains...

Re: Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:13 am
by (weedguru)scarf
fuck... haha ...idiots

Re: Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:19 am
by Bubbles
i wonder where they even got the idea it was coke lol

Re: Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:55 pm
by WeedGuru_Flow
Haha, i was laughing and grossed out at the same time :p

Re: Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:07 pm
by andriaSRH
I betchu they have really fucked up dreams now. They took in the dog and the mans essence. Freaky. :lol:

Re: Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:15 pm
by Bubbles
andriaSRH wrote:I betchu they have really fucked up dreams now. They took in the dog and the mans essence. Freaky. :lol:
lol i just pictured Cartman after he drinks Kenny.

Re: Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:42 am
by wgToonces
^Thats what I was thinking of, watched that ep earlier today infact. The episode where they get Chefs parents to voodoo Kenny soul out is hilarious.

Anyways this is stupid as fuck, surely they would have spread some ashes on their gums to test it for cocaine before snorting?? and surely ashes doesn't taste like coke, or sweet in any way...they are stupid as hell on so many levels. :lol:

Sad for the ashes tho.

Re: Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:34 pm
by Weedguru Higher
They'll be haunted for the rest of the lives with the thought of having human remains inside their brain lol

Re: Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:55 am
by andriaSRH
wgToonces wrote:^Thats what I was thinking of, watched that ep earlier today infact. The episode where they get Chefs parents to voodoo Kenny soul out is hilarious.

Anyways this is stupid as fuck, surely they would have spread some ashes on their gums to test it for cocaine before snorting?? and surely ashes doesn't taste like coke, or sweet in any way...they are stupid as hell on so many levels. :lol:

Sad for the ashes tho.
Perhaps they were already high. Most junkies are full time thieves.

Re: Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:11 am
by Weedguru Higher
^ That's true

A junkie needing a fix with tunnel vision lol

Re: Robbery crew steals, snorts cremated ashes

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:02 am
by wgToonces
Weedguru Higher wrote:They'll be haunted for the rest of the lives with the thought of having human remains inside their brain lol

Yeah that would be a scary thing to have to live with for sure.